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>> Article > Off to Mars
Off to Mars - January 20th 2003
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Project Exodus

Project Exodus is part of George W. Bush’s plans to ensure peace on Earth and safety for the American people. He plans to move the entire population of the USA to the terraformed Martian colony.

White House on Mars
Part of the plan may involve moving American Landmarks to Mars

It is the belief of George Bush, and his administration, that with the population of the USA on Mars that Americans will be safer. It is the belief of most of the world that with George Bush and his administration on Mars, that the world will be safer.

The journey time to Mars will be at least 2 months once the nuclear powered reactors have been developed. The cost of the operation stands at over 20 trillion dollars, twice the value of the US economy. There are many theories on how George Bush plans to make up this deficit – the most likely being a loan from the World Bank as it is unlikely that the bailiffs will come all the way to Mars to get their money back.

George Bush sees the move as an answer to many of his nation’s current problems, the recession being one of them. With the US being the only economy on Mars it will mean they are in no danger of being overtaken by anyone. Also, as there will be no economies to compare the US’s to – if anything does go wrong it can just be put down to downfall in the Martian economy therefore exonerating Bush of any blame.

There is however one piece of history that may get in the way of George W Bush’s plans....

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