A few years ago, some fragments from Mars were discovered, showing the presence of what has assumed to be some form of microscopic life. However, due to a lack of further evidence it was never established as to whether the microbes were truly evidence of life or not.

A Meteor in the Antartic showed evidence of Martian Lifeforms.

Since the announcement of Bush’s plan to emigrate to Mars an event has happened that gives conclusive proof that life does actually exist on Mars.

The Martian Earthworms are protesting against Bush's proposal to invade their planet.

This picture, taken by the Pathfinder probe, shows the Martian inhabitants clearly upset by what they see as nothing more than an “American Invasion” of their terrority.

Initially, the White House was amazed that the microbes had managed to infiltrate their tight security network so quickly however it was soon discovered that the microbes had had an insider operating for years:

The Insider