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>> Article > The Spiderman Interview
The Spiderman Interview - February 1st 2006
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Spiderman's iPod

The staff of building had prepared a table and two chairs for us to conduct the interview at – we walked over and sat down. There was so much I wanted to ask.

“I guess you want to know what songs I have on my iPod.” he joked, before I had opened my notes.

“You have an iPod?” I was surprised, “Which model?”

“I got a nano for Christmas.” he revealed.

“Isn't that slightly fragile? I mean... in your line of work.”

Whilst I couldn't see the expression behind the mask, I could sense he was on the brink of exploding into laughter – there was obviously a story behind this.

“Well the screen broke after only a few days of getting it, but hats off to Apple, they replaced it no questions asked. But since getting my new one back I'm not taking any chances. I invested in the right gear to protect it and haven't had any problems since. Whether it's my super-strength spider goo or the official apple armband that keeps it safe I don't care... so long as it keeps playing those tunes.”

I never asked what tunes they were, as I had much more serious questions I wanted to ask him.

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