|Brooklyn||Does anyone know if David Beckham is really moving to Real Madrid?|
It's just I like living in the UK and don't want to move away.
|Posh||Look Brooklyn, I've told you before. Daddy's not movin' to Spain|
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm staying right here in England.
|AF||Oh, so you think you're good enough to stay do you?|
You think I just won't kick you out even if they don't make an offer.
Enough of that attitude or it'll be more than just your eyebrow bleeding sonny.
|DUBYA||DONT WORRY BROOKLYN. IME SHORE THAT SPAIN IZNT 2 FAR FROM ENGLAND. THEIR PROBABLY IN THE SAME TOWN.|
|Colin_P||George, what have we told you about posting on Internet Forums?|
I CUDN'T FIND U SO I ASKD MI MAGIC 8 BALL:
"CAN I POST ON THAT INTERNET SITE?"
"SIGNS DON'T LOOK GOOD."
"BUT ITS A POOR LITTLE KIDD."
"FUTURE HAZY. TRY AGAIN LATER."
SO I SAID:
"PLEESE. PRITTY PLEESE. CAN I REPLY 2 THAT KIDD?"
AND IT SAID:
|Colin_P||I thought we agreed the magic 8 ball was not a legitimate member of the administration.|
|RuMsFeLd||YOU MAY HAVE AGREED TO THAT COLIN BUT I SURE AS HELL DIDN'T|
MAGIC 8 BALLS MAKE UP A LARGE PROPORTION OF MY DEPARTMENT.
|Brooklyn||What does the magic 8 ball say about my dad?|
|RuMsFeLd||IT SAYS HE'S OFF TO SYRIA WITH THE REST OF YOUR ARMED FORCES.|
|Brooklyn||But he's a footballer.|
|AF||So that's what he tells you is it sonny?|
Well if what he plays is football I'm Queen of Bulgaria.