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| Brooklyn | Does anyone know if David Beckham is really moving to Real Madrid?
It's just I like living in the UK and don't want to move away.
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| Posh | Look Brooklyn, I've told you before. Daddy's not movin' to Spain
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| Becks | Mum's right.
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm staying right here in England.
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| AF | Oh, so you think you're good enough to stay do you?
You think I just won't kick you out even if they don't make an offer.
Enough of that attitude or it'll be more than just your eyebrow bleeding sonny.
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| DUBYA | DONT WORRY BROOKLYN. IME SHORE THAT SPAIN IZNT 2 FAR FROM ENGLAND. THEIR PROBABLY IN THE SAME TOWN.
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| Brooklyn | Who's this?
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| Colin_P | George, what have we told you about posting on Internet Forums?
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| DUBYA | SORRY COLIN.
I CUDN'T FIND U SO I ASKD MI MAGIC 8 BALL:
"CAN I POST ON THAT INTERNET SITE?"
IT SAID:
"SIGNS DON'T LOOK GOOD."
I SAID:
"BUT ITS A POOR LITTLE KIDD."
IT SAID:
"FUTURE HAZY. TRY AGAIN LATER."
SO I SAID:
"PLEESE. PRITTY PLEESE. CAN I REPLY 2 THAT KIDD?"
AND IT SAID:
"YES"
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| Colin_P | I thought we agreed the magic 8 ball was not a legitimate member of the administration.
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| RuMsFeLd | YOU MAY HAVE AGREED TO THAT COLIN BUT I SURE AS HELL DIDN'T
MAGIC 8 BALLS MAKE UP A LARGE PROPORTION OF MY DEPARTMENT.
-*RuMsFeLd*-
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| Brooklyn | What does the magic 8 ball say about my dad?
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| RuMsFeLd | IT SAYS HE'S OFF TO SYRIA WITH THE REST OF YOUR ARMED FORCES.
-*RuMsFeLd*-
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| Brooklyn | But he's a footballer.
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| AF | So that's what he tells you is it sonny?
Well if what he plays is football I'm Queen of Bulgaria.
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