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Is Syria Next?: April 27th 2002

Robin_CookSo you invaded Iraq and won.
Does anyone wonder if Syria is going to be next?
tonyBLAIRpmRobin, I thought you'd agreed to keep quiet on the issue. Now you're on the back benches and all.
Robin_CookI would Tony, I would.
You know I trust you.
But it's the hawks at Washington I don't.
RuMsFeLdNOT YOU AGAIN.
YOU WERE A PAIN IN THE ASS LAST TIME. WE WON AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO STOP JUST COS SOME PEOPLE DON'T LIKE SEEING OTHERS GET HURT.
SYRIA ALL THE WAY
-*RuMsFeLd*-
DUBYAI DONT C NE HAWKS. R THEY OPENING A NEW ZOOO?
ChiracYou fool. He's describing you!
Listen to Robin_Cook, he's the only person on this board making any sense.
tonyBLAIRpmJacques! Look, I think there has been a misunderstanding. You know we're all after peace.
ChiracBy declaring war?
You disappoint me Tony.
I've got my veto and I'm not afraid to use it.
RuMsFeLdI THINK FRANCE IS SUFFERING DELUSIONS THAT IT'S MORE POWERFUL THAN THE USA.
-*RuMsFeLd*-
ChiracYour military might is nothing compared to the power of the Veto!!
RuMsFeLdWELL IF IT'S ANYTHING LIKE THE POWER OF THE *EURO* I DON'T THINK WE HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
-*RuMsFeLd*-
Chirac
RuMsFeLd
-*RuMsFeLd*-
tonyBLAIRpmNow now. Stop this silliness.
I think we can all be friends
RuMsFeLdNO WE CAN'T
-*RuMsFeLd*-
ChiracFor once I am allied with your stupidity RuMsFeLd.
No friendship.
to Tony.
Your mother smells of elderberries and I fart in your general direction.
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