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Who is the leader of the Conservative Party?: April 27th 2002

liberal_charlieIf anyone could remind me, I would be most graciously grateful, but who is the leader of the Conservative Party. My mind must be a sieve as I hae forgotten.

Charles Kennedy a.k.a. liberal_charlie

The Liberal Democrats offer Britain a secure future.
We make promises we intend to deliver.
We are not like other parties who sell you a dream they know you want but is impossible.
We are honest, straight up, and trustworthy.
Vote Lib-Dem.
tonyBLAIRpmHello Charles. I'd love to tell you but I can't quite think of the answer at the moment.
Once I've remembered I'll get back to you.
DUBYAIS IT ME???!!!???!!
I NO IM KING OF AMERICALAND BUT IM NOT SHORE IF THAT MAKES ME LEADER OF EVERYTHING.
IT MITE DOO
i_d_sno you are wrong dubya for it is i, iain duncan smith who is the leader of the conservative party
tony blair is also wrong. he might not have given an answer but the answer he alluded to is as abstract as it may appear is wrong wrong wrong
it is all the more reason that his presence in downing street is entirely and completely questionable.
the conservatives are much more knowledgable and suited to the task he has failed to deliver on.
liberal_charlieBut surely, Mr Duncan-Smith, it is given that the Conservative Party would be more knowledgable on who is leader of the conservative party.

Charles Kennedy a.k.a. liberal_charlie

The Liberal Democrats offer Britain a secure future.
We make promises we intend to deliver.
We are not like other parties who sell you a dream they know you want but is impossible.
We are honest, straight up, and trustworthy.
Vote Lib-Dem.
i_d_sthat is as maybe but the honourable gentleman failed to give an accurate description whatsoever.
on this basis i think an emergancy general election should be called and labour removed from power.
tonyBLAIRpmLook. Iain.
Let's sort this out like adults.
I don't think that calling a General Election just because I forgot your name, and your appearance, and well everything to do with you including your existance, is at all in anyway necessary.
Other world leaders have got away with forgetting far more than that!
DUBYAOOO OOO
WHO NOS LESS THAN U????
IS IT THE PREZIDENT OF MARS????
ChiracNo. It is you - you fool.
You don't know anything.
DUBYAI NO HOW 2 TYPE.
LOOK IM USING A COMPUTOR
ChiracAre you good at using a computer Dubya?
DUBYAOH YEAH. IM THE BEST
ChiracWould you like to see if you can beat me at a computer game?
DUBYAYEAH GO ON.
I LIKE COMPUTOR GAMES
ChiracOk, get a glass of water and tip it into your computer CD ROM drive.
The first to completely fill their computer tower is the winner.
DUBYAAWWW. I CARNT PLAY ANYMORE
MI M8 DONALD SEZ I HAVE 2 AUFORIZE THE BOMMING OF SUMWERE CALLED PARRIS.
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