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A new baby Beckham...: February 20th 2005

GOLDEN_BALLZwell the deal with durex fell thru so me and vic decided to call the baby cruz
were ova the moon
hes gorgeous and healthy he has vics lips and nose
tonyBLAIRpmWell done David, that's fantastic news. And remember to tell all your Manchester United fans to vote Labour in the next Election.
Howard_the_VampireHa - even I know that he no longer plays for Man U. You've just lost most of the votes from the local supporters at his current club.

Now... how many constituencies are there in Madrid?
DUBYAWELL DONE BRAD!!!!
IM GLAD 2 HERE THAT U AND JEN ARE BACK 2GETHER.

CAN YOU MAKE HIS MIDDLE NAME GEORGE AFTER YOUR FAVOURITE PREZZY?
ChiracDUBYA, why do you bother posting on non-Tellytubbies related forums? You only end up making a fool of yourself.
RuMsFeLdSHUT UP CHIRAC. NOONE LIKES YOU.

WELL DONE DAVID. EVEN THOUGH, AS AN AMERICAN, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE
-*RuMsFeLd*-
BrooklynThis is not fair, now I only get 1/3rd of the $60million kids budget mum and dad's accountants allocate instead of the 50% I have been used to receiving. I wonder if McDonalds would be prepared to pay me $10million for an endorsement?
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