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  1. Fishla announce World's first humanoid Robot Chef
  2. Conservatives to increase Public Service praise by 200%
  3. Shocking Image Confirms UKIP's Claims That Immigration Has Left Parts of Britain Unrecognisable
  4. Santa Unveils Drone Fleet To Revolutionize Christmas Present Delivery in 2013
  5. British and American Government Reach Consensus on Math vs Maths Debate
  6. Yahoo Staff Hope Marissa Mayer's Love For Baking Ends Soon
  7. Is Apple's WWDC the Star Trek Convention of the 21st Century?
  8. UKIP to add "No Female or Black Doctor Who" to their manifesto
  9. Bank of England to Put Margaret Thatcher on the £100 Banknote
  10. NRA Campaigns For All Marathon Runners to Carry Bombs
  11. 97% of British People Believe in Genies
  12. Yahoo Stock Plummets after Marissa Mayer Scores less than 7 on HotOrNot
  13. Android or iPhone? Cellphone wars replace political wars as most divisive social issue
  14. Shooting Innocent People in America now best way to become super famous
  15. Apple rumoured to be developing iRover with much better camera
  16. Video Games Industry Helps Revolutionise Film Industry With "Day One DVD"
  17. Leaked picture shows Apple accessory for iPad users unhappy with new handwarming feature
  18. Apple offers advice on dealing with yellow tinted iPhone screens
  19. What the new iPhone should have been called...
  20. I hate Scarlett Johansson
  21. Final Episode of BBC's "Wonders of the Universe" Show to Feature Most Expensive Visual Metaphors to Date
  22. NASA Loses $2.6 Million Deposit
  23. Egyptian President quits after Protesters launch Facebook Page
  24. Facebook Ends All World Suffering
  25. America Forced Into Witness Protection Program Following Wikileaks Scandal
  26. Conservatives Call for 'I watch porn' Armbands
  27. Ferrari Promise to Check Every Permutation Following Petrov-gate
  28. Peter the Great to get Putinized?
  29. Chile Rescues "Property of Bart Simpson" Walkie Talkie from Mine
  30. EU forces Catholic Church to offer "Religion Choice" prior to Baptism
  31. iPhone 4's 'Call-Making App' Suffers from Design Flaw
  32. Lewis Hamilton's 'Giant Balls' Key to his Superior Driving Ability
  33. Concern After Fourteen Year Old Boy Tricks Queen into Appointing Him as British Prime Minister
  34. Nick Clegg Better Recognised Across America Than David Cameron
  35. Apple Begins Global "War on Erections" Campaign
  36. Jedi Knight Banned from taking Light Sabre into School
  37. Obama Launches Operation to Locate Plot of Lost Season 6
  38. Gay Tanks Support Repealing of "Don't Ask Don't Tell" Law
  39. US General Fired Due To Poor F-35 Performance in Die-Hard
  40. Toyota CEO Issued With 6,397,345 Speeding Tickets
  41. British Godfather Ran Crime Empire Via Mafia Wars
  42. Microsoft Respond to Apple iPad by Building Giant Xbox
  43. Hollywood Releases Guidelines Telling Writers Who They Can Kill
  44. British Students Condemn AQA, Launch Facebook Group Protesting Having To Learn
  45. Steve Jobs Spotted In Venezuela On Eve Of iSlate Launch
  46. Bristol Palin Tells Teens "No To Pre-marital Sex" – Vows To Break Other Taboos For The Good Of America
  47. Krafts Takeover of Cadbury Leads to the Creation of Hundreds of Puns
  48. Amendments to the Ten Commandments Found in Lisbon Treaty
  49. UKIP Set Up "Xenophobes Anonymous" For Former BNP Voters
  50. Obama Considering Deploying Peace-keeping Troops to NBC
  51. Ecclestone Unveils 2010 Edition of "Bernie's Crazy Idea!"
  52. Al-Qaeda Angry that US Media Does a Better Job at Scaring Americans
  53. David Cameron "Wants to be New Doctor Who"
  54. Man Constructs Life-sized Snow Sculpture Of Britain
  55. Fox News: 2008 Elections Perfect Platform To Launch New Anchor
  56. Facebook Helps Remind Man Why He Lost Contact With All His Old Friends
  57. New NASA iPhone App lets you drive the Rovers on Mars
  58. Obama awarded Nobel Prize for Peace, Chemistry, Physics, Time Travel
  59. First Clown Sent Into Space
  60. RyanAir Unveils "Urinate in your seat" Cost-saving Policy
  61. April 2nd Started 1 Day Early
  62. World Laughs as Stupid Pretty Girl Suffers Mental Breakdown
  63. James Cameron Discovers Jesus's Tomb – 'Jesus Park' to Hit Theatres Fall '07
  64. David Cameron: “Single Mothers are Incompetent... and I'm Gay”
  65. David Cameron "Beat Up 8 Year Old Child"
  66. Britain Flocks to See 17 Year Old Boy's Penis
  67. British Public: Jade Goody Deserves her Millions of Pounds
  68. Demand for Young Working People Grows as UK Life Expectancy Hits Record High
  69. Virgin Trains Passengers Asked to Push Start Broken Down Train
  70. Random Perspective Proves Most Internet Users are Stupid
  71. US Cinemas Refuse to Show Bush Assassination Film Until He is Assassinated
  72. President Bush Pardons Self for War Crimes, Torture, Parking Ticket
  73. Ken Livingstone Pledges ED-209 Robot Army to Combat Pigeons
  74. Plumbers Fear that Expansion of EU may Harm Their Lifestyle
  75. US Government Denies Bin Laden "I am Dead" Videotape is a Fake
  76. Bush Blames Pakistan Threat on Administrative Error
  77. NHS Staff Expect Strike to Kill Public Hearts and Minds
  78. Western Tourists Amused by Thailand Coup
  79. John O'Farrell Invents 'British' Wheel
  80. Random Perspective listed 3rd on Al-Qaeda's Priorities List
  81. Animal Welfare Group Condemns Discovery Networks Over Irwin Death Footage
  82. Blair Announces He Will Quit Within One “Blair”-Year
  83. Random Perspective Celebrates First Year Without April 1st Update
  84. Jack Bauer to Die in Fox's 24
  85. Man Killed By No-Smoking Sign
  86. 75% of Americans Believe Everything They Read
  87. Early Sketch Shows That Benjamin Franklin Invented the iPod
  88. Quail Grateful to Harry Whittington for Taking Dick Cheney's Shot
  89. Government Authorizes Forming of No-Smoking Death Squads After Voting for Smoking Ban
  90. Holland Officially More Gullible Than USA
  91. Business Booming for Danish Flag Maker
  92. Bush Forgets Punch Line To Oil Joke
  93. Church of Definitive Laws Offended by New Religious Hate Laws
  94. Tom Cruise is Officially Gay
  95. Whale Unhappy About Congestion Charge Fine
  96. Legalised Prostitution – Random Perspective Asks the Important Questions
  97. Kenneth Clarke to Stand in Liberal Democrat Leadership Election
  98. David Cameron Confirms His Intention to Finish Third in Next General Election
  99. George Bush Finally Submits to Torture Ban
  100. White House Sues “The Onion” to Cover up Iran Invasion Plan
  101. Charity Donors Really Annoyed Their Donations Are Going to Americans
  102. Apple Unveil iPod / CD Hybrid
  103. Bush's Scientists Prepare Paper Showing Katrina had Nothing to do with Climate Change
  104. Saddam Hussein to Hire Michael Jackson's Lawyer
  105. Microsoft Promises Xbox 360 Hardware Supports More Sophisticated “Blue Screen of Death” Than Playstation 3
  106. Real New Yorkers Concerned that Fictional New York will be Destroyed if Jack Bauer Fails
  107. All Formula 1 Circuits to Feature Chicane Named After Jacques Villeneuve
  108. Random Perspective Finally Updates Website After 6 Weeks Rest
  109. 37% of Americans Believe Jack Bauer is Real
  110. Ban on Hunting With Dogs Sees Huge Increase in Hunting With Cats
  111. British Public Vote for Charles to Marry Keira Knightley
  112. MPAA Release DivX Proof Movie
  113. Britain to Hold Referendum on Charles/Camilla Marriage
  114. Captain Kirk Fires Scotty for General Crappiness of his Communicator
  115. ITV to Make “Who Wants to be a Political Assassin” Following Result of “Vote for Me”
  116. Marlboro Cancels ‘Kiddarettes’ Programme
  117. How to Avoid Being Fooled by a News Satire Story
  118. Availability of Brad Pitt Hits Share Prices of Jack Rabbit
  119. BBC to Screen Edition of Horizon Proving Mary was not a Virgin
  120. Australia Currently Leading the Tsunami Relief Competition
  121. View the Best, the Funniest and the Sickest Tsunami Jokes Here Today…
  122. Christian Protesters Blame Tsunami on the BBC’s Decision to Broadcast Jerry Springer Opera
  123. Mark Baese Revealed to be Heir of Gullibavaria Island
  124. Tragedy as Thousands of Western Tourists are Stranded in Asia
  125. Michael Jackson Gives His DNA to Authorities; Now Officially Classed as a Mannequin
  126. British Government Plans to Block Tobacco Websites
  127. Computer Users More Likely to go Blind
  128. European Space Probe Arrives in Cheese Shop
  129. Discovery of ‘God Gene’ Increases Pressure on Scientists to Refine Genetic Engineering
  130. Bush Blames Increase in Multiheaded Animals on Gay Marriages
  131. John Kerry to Replace Colin Powell, beating Condoleezza Rice, as Secretary of State
  132. European Intelligence Services Claim werenotsorry.com Website is Funded by Al-Qaeda
  133. Michael Howard Sacked as Tory Leader After Denying He is a Vampire
  134. Bush and Blair Lock in Passionate Embrace During Press Conference
  135. John Kerry Elected President of San Andreas
  136. Broken Telephone Forces Blair to Fly to White House
  137. Budweiser Admits They Have Added Ecstasy – Not Caffeine – to “B-to-the-E”
  138. Headteacher Shocked as Ask Jeeves Throws Up Porn
  139. Democrats Call for Bush to be Banned From Presidential Election
  140. Woolworth’s Early Christmas Celebrations Spawns the “Anti Christmas Suicide Squad.”
  141. Conservatives Vow To Finish Third In Next General Election
  142. Labour Announces Plans to Turn Silverstone Into a Housing Estate
  143. Church of England to Open McDonald’s Restaurants to Attract Back Worshippers
  144. Osama Bin Laden Severely Criticised By Fellow Al-Qaeda Members
  145. Sun Claim Reporter has been Working Undercover in House of Commons as Prime Minister
  146. United Nations to Outlaw Vegetarianism in New Environmental Guidelines
  147. Beckhams’ Third Child to be Named Durex
  148. Paula Radcliffe Secures Multi Million Nicorette Sponsorship Deal
  149. Tony Blair to Stand Down as Prime Minister; Tony Blair 2.0 to Take Over
  150. Americans Annoyed as 4th of July Becomes Just Another British Bank Holiday
  151. USA Recaptured by British Whilst Americans Busy With 4th of July Celebrations
  152. Liberals Would Rather Saddam Hussein Receive Death Penalty Through a Fair Trial
  153. Scientists Discover All Vauxhall Corsa Driver’s Share Female DNA
  154. Renault Make Car That Rejects English Flags
  155. Bush Cancels Invasion of Canada
  156. Local Artist Moves Birmingham 1 inch to the Left
  157. Football Pundits Complain Televised Dramatisation Not Accurate As France Beat England
  158. NASA Boss Orders Scientists To Develop Robots To Run NASA
  159. Norton Antivirus Rebranded As Lord Voldemort To Fight Harry Potter Virus
  160. Chinese Authorities Demand Britney Spears Covers Up - Misses The Point Of Britney's Concerts
  161. Michael Schumacher Wins Canadian Grand Prix
  162. FBI Arrest Brad Pitt For Creating Trojan Horse
  163. Playstation Console Wins “Parent of the Year” Award
  164. Bush Plans To Demolish International Embarrassment With Abu Ghraib Prison
  165. George Bush To Hire Stunt Double Following Bicycle Accident
  166. Permanent Marker Industry Predicts Big Boom Follow David Beckham’s Tattoo
  167. Flour-Filled Condom Attack “The New September 11th” Declares Press
  168. MPs Successfully Infect City of London With Purple Flour
  169. Public Unaware That Paintball Session Scheduled In House of Commons Was Cancelled
  170. Bush To Make Film To Oust Michael Moore From Hollywood
  171. Mass Panic As BBC Blow Up Canary Wharf In Simulated Terrorist Attack
  172. World Shocked As Pope Remains Undead
  173. Random Perspective Duped By Serial Hoax Artists
  174. Bush Considers Regime Change Plans For Massachusetts
  175. X-Prize Contender SpaceShipOne Grounded As Al-Qaeda Threaten To Blow Up Moon
  176. Apple To Sue Chris Martin And Gwyneth Paltrow Over Choice Of Baby’s Name
  177. Lord Hutton Disappointed Inquiry Not Needed To Sack Piers Morgan
  178. Public Opinion Of Bush Administration Saved By The Beheading Of Nicholas Berg
  179. Virtual Paedophile Stock Market Predicted To Be Huge Success
  180. Captain Scarlet To Become New MI6 Chief
  181. Bush Confused By Dictionary – calls Iraq Pictures ‘Abhorrent’
  182. Daily Mirror Editor Pier Morgan Burns Union Jack! Exclusive Photos…
  183. Scientists Develop Solution For Britain’s Poor Dental Hygiene
  184. David Beckham News Attracts A Lot Of Hits
  185. Increasing Number of Pet Owners Putting Themselves In Danger
  186. Bush’s Private Performance Was First Class Says September 11th Commission
  187. People Allowed To Clone Babies So Long As They Keep Them As Pets
  188. Formula 1: Coulthard Asks If He Can Leave Caravan Behind At Next Grand Prix
  189. US Troops Urges Britain To Move To Baghdad
  190. David Beckham Affair Sparks Increase In Cheating Teenage Boyfriends
  191. Victoria Beckham Disappointed That Nobody Claims To Have Had Affair With Her
  192. Modern Era Of Air Dominance Jet Fighter To Level Playing Field
  193. British Team Intends To Win X Prize
  194. Government Promises Postal Internet Scheme For Rural Areas
  195. EU Demands Microsoft Makes Media Player More Like Paint
  196. BREAKING NEWS: Random Perspective Editor Admits To Plagiarism
  197. Blair: “Weapons of Mass Destruction Claims Were an April Fools Joke”
  198. Superpowers Intended For Britain’s FBI Styled Police Force
  199. Astronomers Declassify Pluto In Effort To Feel Less Stupid
  200. Blair Vows To Fight Dennis The Menace
  201. World’s Media Disappointed No Major Landmarks Were Destroyed In Madrid Attacks
  202. Discovery Of Three Headed Frog Increases Demand For 3 Headed Pets
  203. Patrick Stewart Slams Hollywood Violence
  204. Kerry Demands Handicap To Help Fight Fair Election
  205. First French Troops Surrender In Haiti
  206. Keeping Secrets No Longer Necessary In British Secret Service
  207. Red Cross Determines That Captured Saddam Hussein Is A Mannequin
  208. Webmaster Annoyed Major News Story Didn’t Happen In Time For 200th Article
  209. Arnold Schwarzenegger To Blast Deadly Gay Unions With Rail Gun
  210. New FBI Anti Piracy Logo Scuppers Pirates
  211. Bubonic Plague Vaccine Developed Too Late For Black Death
  212. Inhabitants of RX J1242-11 Galaxy Devastated By Earth Astronomers’ Reaction
  213. The Darkness Follow the Trend and Slam Radiohead
  214. Europe’s Future Safe In The Hands of Britain, France And Germany
  215. British Government To Supply Arms To Red Squirrels
  216. Disney To Revert Back To Stick Men For Next Movie
  217. NASA Would Save Hubble If It Was A Giant Orbiting Space Cannon
  218. Tescos Employee Disappointed Not To Reach Company Valentine’s Day Standards
  219. Experts Predict Virginity Auctions to be the Next Big Boom
  220. NASA Insists That Hubble Must Meet Fiery End
  221. Bush Urges Europeans To Share The Death Toll
  222. Mydoom Hot Favourite to Win “Best Virus” Oscar
  223. Mydoom Virus Creator Tracked Down On Mars
  224. BBC To Form Own Political Party For Next General Election
  225. Labour Claims Hutton Report is a “Boring Read”
  226. Team of Experts Take Boring Landscape Picture With World’s Most Expensive Digital Camera
  227. Cellular Phones “Appear to be Safe” According to British Scientists
  228. British Demand to Know Who Howard Dean Is
  229. Mars Rover Looking Forward To Welcome Home Party
  230. Random Perspective Doing Too Many ‘Kilroy’ Articles
  231. Computer Games Players Struggle at ‘Real Life’
  232. Blue Peter Presenters to Swear As Watershed Threatens Freedom of Speech
  233. US Apologises For Accidentally Dropping 2,500 Practice-Bombs on Iraq
  234. Beckham: “Car Sex Was So-So”
  235. Arabs Prove Kilroy Wrong
  236. US To Send Planes To Alternative Destinations
  237. “I smoke 40 a day” George Bush Tells Koreans
  238. Saddam Hussein to replace Kilroy?
  239. George Bush to Build Bridge to the Moon
  240. End of Iraq Conflict Leaked Early on Internet
  241. NASA Probe Discovers Evidence of Beagle Lander on Mars
  242. Princess Anne’s Dog Reveals Tormented Past To Canine Psychologist
  243. Random Perspective Editor Invents Time Machine and Travels 2 months Into The Future
  244. Secrets Exposed At Buckingham Palace As Bush Wets Royal Bed
  245. Labour to Arrest Large Portion of Conservative Voters
  246. New Guidelines For Protecting Your Computer Against Viruses and Hackers
  247. Chirac Desperate, Calls British “Friends”
  248. Iain Duncan Smith Admits Gun Crime Will Rise Under His Vision
  249. Virgin Rail To Send Trains Via Road
  250. British Sugar Despatch Covert Team To Clear Out Tescos
  251. Tories to Replace Iain Duncan Smith with a Dalek
  252. Tories Forced to Recycle Old Slogan as More Relevant Suggestions are Useless
  253. Scientists Declare World’s Oldest Big Mac “Inedible”
  254. US Angry That Israel Attacked Syria First
  255. United States: “France Sold Iraq Almost As Many Weapons As We Did”
  256. US Determines that Saddam Hussein was ‘Bluffing’ about Weapons of Mass Destruction
  257. Entire Budget for Final “Lord of the Rings” Film Blown on Sam/Frodo Kiss
  258. Nokia To Release World's Smallest Cell Phone
  259. World’s Oldest Man May Be Lying
  260. Dead Man Told that He'll Never Fly a Plane, Play a Piano or Have Sex Again.
  261. International Human Rights Laws Prevent Planned Asylum Seeker Selling Policy
  262. Voters are Unsatisfied with Tony Blair’s Performance
  263. Buyer Complains that 1.44Mb Hard Disc Drive Purchased on E-Bay is just Floppy Disc Drive with a Disc jammed In It
  264. Website Updates With Pointless Update To Avoid Complaints From Visitors
  265. World Unimpressed with Bill Gates’ Puny $168m Donation
  266. NASA’s Safety Record in Tatters as Second Spacecraft Plunges to a Fiery End
  267. Mankind to Exhaust Creative Thinking by 2005
  268. UK Government Makes It Illegal to Receive Junk Mail, 100% of Internet Users to be arrested.
  269. Man Frustrated At His Inability to Complete Solitaire
  270. Saddam Hussein to Follow Popular Audiotapes with Full Album
  271. Non Pornographic Site Listed On Search Engine for Pornographic Search Query
  272. Latest Police Figures Show Tramp Bashing Up by 100%
  273. Amazon.com Shoplifter Caught
  274. Starving Child in Africa Volunteers to Trade Places with David Blaine
  275. Meteor to Hit Earth – House Insurance Costs to Rise
  276. Microsoft to Send Patches Via E-Mail
  277. Virtual Cloning a Reality
  278. Mars Close to Earth – Visits Tesco
  279. Microsoft Claims To Have Thwarted Internet Worm
  280. 2003 A-Levels Produce Record Number of Ungrateful Students
  281. AOL to remove “AOL” from Name
  282. God’s Lightning Bolt Machine Breaks Down – Unable to Electrocute Gene Robinson
  283. Iraq Rotating Presidency System Will Be Alphabetically Ordered; ANtony Charles Linton Blair to Go First
  284. US Bury the Bodies of Saddam’s Sons; Soldier Who Shot Them Hangs Their Heads on his Wall.
  285. US Received Intelligence That Saddam Has Recently Quit Major British (Terrorist) Organisation.
  286. Mad Russian Teaches Cats to Juggle and Unicycle Through Flaming Hoops; Western Scientists Declare it Impossible to get Supercomputer to Play Tetris.
  287. Republicans Push for New “No Back Entry” Law to apply to Houses and Other Buildings
  288. Britney Spears Naked – PICTURES ON THIS SITE!!
  289. Government Attempted to Hide Evidence They Lied in John Prescott
  290. Chat Room Users Disgusted to find their Cyber Lovers are Cheating on Them
  291. Teachers Deny They Teach for the Presents as “Gifts for your Tutor” Magazine is Launched
  292. New White House Email system confirms 100% Support for Bush
  293. BBC Ordered to Stop Referring to itself in Third Person
  294. Random Perspective develops KICK BOTTOM Generator of for Satire
  295. Congress demands for the Aircraft Carrier, USS Great Briton, to be recalled from the Middle East
  296. Britney Spears is NOT a Virgin; Men Worldwide Are Now Puzzled Why She Turned Them Down.
  297. Marlboro Submits Alternative Design For Replacement World Trade Center
  298. More Men Masturbate Using Junk Emails Than Porn Sites
  299. Saddam Hussein Asked to Leave Windsor Castle and to Take Those Weapons of Mass Destruction with Him.
  300. Changes to Wimbledom Cause Lleyton Hewitt to be Knocked Out After Falling into the Pit of Doom
  301. Internet Community Pleads With Bush to Initiate World War 3
  302. Playboy Hailed As Great Literary Art
  303. All Great Satire Articles are Stolen
  304. Real Madrid to move to Beckingham Palace
  305. Security for New Harry Potter Books Greater than Security at Nuclear Missile Silos
  306. Local Businesses are Glad at Thieving Local Kids’ Pocket Money
  307. Prince William To Appear in Max Power
  308. Random Perspective Writes Crappy ‘Clip Show’ 100th News Article
  309. David Beckham to be Shot
  310. Sex.com To Become High Brow Arts Website
  311. Scientists Unable to Determine Whether Friday 13th Is Actually Unlucky
  312. Random Perspective Demands “Replace That Fascist Union Flag Now”
  313. Ariel Sharon Suffers Triple Heart-attack, Falls Backwards Off of Chair and Questions Whether this is Reality
  314. Easyjet flights to Iraq cancelled as ‘Blair Force One’ gets the go ahead
  315. US Government Blames Fund Raising for World Water Problems
  316. Strong Evidence of Life on Mars as Sojourner Probe is Clamped
  317. Nuke-Carrying Iraqi Supersonic Stealth Bomber turns out to be a Model
  318. Returned Statue of Tony Blair not the One Stolen from Iraq
  319. Underfunded Government Department Fails to Spend £400million
  320. Bush Attends Political Meetings in his “Virtual Suit”
  321. Bush Attends Political Meetings in his “Virtual Suit”
  322. Deep Hole Outside White House is not a Nuclear Bunker
  323. Rumsfeld fails to find Weapons of Mass Destruction, Blair sent in
  324. Hail to the Thief: Random Perspective Review
  325. Judge Jokingly Accuses Woman of Being a Terrorist
  326. Concrete Blocks Around Houses of Parliament are there to Protect Ordinary Londoners
  327. Student Complains that Quidditch is not on School’s Curriculum
  328. Euro Referendum to be replaced by a Toss of a Coin
  329. Dumped Boyfriend Rubbishes Claims that Guys are Less Committed to Relationships
  330. South Africa: Major Historical Figure meets Some Old Man
  331. NASA Announces Flights Over Mars – Easyjet Offers Better Deal
  332. Microsoft Admits Possible Passport Security Vulnerability as Hotmail becomes “Bill Gates’s Bestial Orgy Sludge Fest”
  333. Historians Discover that Cavemen Invented Satire
  334. Tories Plan ‘Fair Deal’ for Britain
  335. Tory Backbenchers: “IDS too unpopular to be ‘Worst Briton’”
  336. Tory Gains Explained as Labour Postal Votes get Mailed to Random Perspective HQ
  337. Bush Gets Lost on Middle East Roadmap and Demands Wal-Mart Disarms
  338. Alien Scientists Declare: “Anglers Can’t Feel Pain”
  339. Chess Champion Ignores Iain Duncan-Smith
  340. Sex Banned in School Prospectus
  341. Beckhams Buy France
  342. Bill Clinton Offers to Search for Saddam Hussein on Cyber Sex Chat rooms
  343. Labour Considers Axing The Conservative Party
  344. Iraqi Information Minister Joins Random Perspective
  345. Michael Douglass and Catherine Zeta Jones to Stop Working
  346. Bush Orders Interrogation of Space Shuttle Survivors
  347. Saeed al-Sahhaf Steals Car, Burns American Flags and Graffiti’s US Tanks but doesn’t get arrested
  348. Saddam Hussein Misses UK Gun Amnesty
  349. Random Perspective Forum to Replace United Nations
  350. Bush Promises to Veto any French/Chinese Resolution on SARS
  351. Britain Worsens Iraqi Humanitarian Crisis
  352. Daily Telegraph discovers that Saddam Hussein read the Daily Mirror
  353. New Sex Play Requires Complete Attention of Scotland Yard
  354. Galloway prevented Saddam Hussein from obtaining Weapons of Mass Destruction
  355. Conflict in Iraq finishes just in time for the Snooker
  356. US Army Release Iraq-themed Playing Cards – Regime Based Monopoly to follow soon…
  357. Britain to sue US Government
  358. Only 3 Iraqis see Blair/Bush Broadcast
  359. Iraqi Information Minister to Host “Have I Got News For You”
  360. Amateur Movie Maker Plans Sequel
  361. Iraqi Bullet Shot Across Border May Contain Chemical or Biological Agents
  362. Spider: “My Image was used without my permission”
  363. Tony Blair Fires Clare Short... At Iraq
  364. Osama Bin Laden Streaks through Washington DC
  365. Bush Reasons Cut in Education Budget
  366. Bush beat Hans Blix at ‘Hide and Seek’
  367. American Arrested for Wearing a T-Shirt
  368. War with Iraq could destroy Ancient Artefacts
  369. Overwhelming Public Support for War
  370. Bush and Blair Slip Laxative into French Representative’s Drink
  371. Bush can Name All Enemy Nations – but can he spell them?
  372. Jedi Knights' Plan Backfires
  373. Captain Kirk’s Ancestor Not Born
  374. Iraq Surrounds the Rest of the World
  375. West Attempts to convince Saddam to convert to Democracy
  376. Bush Outlines his plans for Iraq
  377. USA Successfully Develops and Tests Time Machine
  378. GCSE Pass Rate Up, Teenage Pregnancy Rate Down
  379. President Bush Finishes Painting Fence Red
  380. EXCLUSIVE: “Websites are Unreliable”
  381. Ferrari Deny Schumacher Bias
  382. British Gas Adverts responsible for most Suicides
  383. Outrage At ITV’s 2002 Formula One coverage
  384. Shock Horror: Speed Cameras Catch Speeding Drivers
  385. Replacement Entrance Exam for Cambridge University
  386. The Most Important Piece of News Ever
  387. Blair Claims All Out War with Iraq will help deal with Asylum Seekers
  388. Tabloids Split over Snowy Weather
  389. Iain Duncan-Smith shows off New Tattoo
  390. Brazil beats Team of Super Computers at Football
  391. NASA denies the Moon Landings were faked
  392. Bush Publishes List of Terrorists still Uncaught
  393. Evil Website Hacker given a Justified Life Sentence
  394. New BT Broadband Advertising is more Honest
  395. Major University concludes that Junk E-Mail Annoys the Hell out of People
  396. Sun reader learns how to use Internet. Sun website gains purpose.
  397. New Radiohead Album Debuts at Number 1
  398. Leaked Government Document causes Outrage
  399. 'Iraq' the only the word in New English Dictionary
  400. LOTR fans annoyed at changes to the Final Film’s finale
  401. Sportman Faces Disciplinary Charges
  402. Happy new January 6th!
  403. Billions of Children are without Presents
  404. Scientists Ponder Monkey Test
  405. Television Show Criticized for Potential Gay Scene
  406. Britain Landed Man on the Moon
  407. Internet User Triggers Global Conflict by changing his Nick-name