David Beckham Outside Mansion - August 29th 2004
David Beckham, in his recently acquired suit fabricated from moon rock, displays his new durex tatoo outside his new gold mansion built by specially trained chimps. He explained "The banks told me they didn't have any more room in their vaults for all my money acquired through sponsorship so I had to spend it on something."
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