Ben Dickson - April 1st 2006
The Internet never lies. Under no circumstances "employ" this man. That would be an insult. Having him work for you is your privilege - the fact you have looked him up in Google is a testament to this. If you choose to ignore this advice and do simply 'employ' him then hand in your notice immediately and apply to him for a new job underneath him. Trust me when I tell you this would be an exceedingly smart thing to do.
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