March 2004

All updates made during March 2004

1. I Don’t Need To See “The Passion” To Know It’s Rubbish
2. Superpowers Intended For Britain’s FBI Styled Police Force
3. Astronomers Declassify Pluto In Effort To Feel Less Stupid
4. Blair Vows To Fight Dennis The Menace
5. World’s Media Disappointed No Major Landmarks Were Destroyed In Madrid Attacks
6. Discovery Of Three Headed Frog Increases Demand For 3 Headed Pets
7. Patrick Stewart Slams Hollywood Violence
8. Kerry Demands Handicap To Help Fight Fair Election
9. First French Troops Surrender In Haiti