November 2004

All updates made during November 2004

1. Computer Users More Likely to go Blind
2. European Space Probe Arrives in Cheese Shop
3. Discovery of ‘God Gene’ Increases Pressure on Scientists to Refine Genetic Engineering
4. Bush Blames Increase in Multiheaded Animals on Gay Marriages
5. John Kerry to Replace Colin Powell, beating Condoleezza Rice, as Secretary of State
6. European Intelligence Services Claim werenotsorry.com Website is Funded by Al-Qaeda
7. Michael Howard Sacked as Tory Leader After Denying He is a Vampire
8. Bush and Blair Lock in Passionate Embrace During Press Conference
9. John Kerry Elected President of San Andreas
10. Broken Telephone Forces Blair to Fly to White House