October 2004

All updates made during October 2004

1. Budweiser Admits They Have Added Ecstasy – Not Caffeine – to “B-to-the-E”
2. Headteacher Shocked as Ask Jeeves Throws Up Porn
3. Democrats Call for Bush to be Banned From Presidential Election
4. Woolworth’s Early Christmas Celebrations Spawns the “Anti Christmas Suicide Squad.”
5. Conservatives Vow To Finish Third In Next General Election