May 2003

All updates made during May 2003

1. Bush Attends Political Meetings in his “Virtual Suit”
2. Deep Hole Outside White House is not a Nuclear Bunker
4. Rumsfeld fails to find Weapons of Mass Destruction, Blair sent in
5. Hail to the Thief: Random Perspective Review
6. Judge Jokingly Accuses Woman of Being a Terrorist
7. Concrete Blocks Around Houses of Parliament are there to Protect Ordinary Londoners
8. Student Complains that Quidditch is not on School’s Curriculum
9. Euro Referendum to be replaced by a Toss of a Coin
10. Dumped Boyfriend Rubbishes Claims that Guys are Less Committed to Relationships
11. South Africa: Major Historical Figure meets Some Old Man
12. NASA Announces Flights Over Mars – Easyjet Offers Better Deal
13. Microsoft Admits Possible Passport Security Vulnerability as Hotmail becomes “Bill Gates’s Bestial Orgy Sludge Fest”
14. Historians Discover that Cavemen Invented Satire
15. Tories Plan ‘Fair Deal’ for Britain
16. Random Perspective Revision Guide
17. Tory Backbenchers: “IDS too unpopular to be ‘Worst Briton’”
18. Tory Gains Explained as Labour Postal Votes get Mailed to Random Perspective HQ
19. Bush Gets Lost on Middle East Roadmap and Demands Wal-Mart Disarms
20. Alien Scientists Declare: “Anglers Can’t Feel Pain”
21. Chess Champion Ignores Iain Duncan-Smith
22. Sex Banned in School Prospectus
23. Beckhams Buy France
24. Bill Clinton Offers to Search for Saddam Hussein on Cyber Sex Chat rooms
25. Labour Considers Axing The Conservative Party
26. Iraqi Information Minister Joins Random Perspective
27. Michael Douglass and Catherine Zeta Jones to Stop Working
28. Bush Orders Interrogation of Space Shuttle Survivors
29. Saeed al-Sahhaf Steals Car, Burns American Flags and Graffiti’s US Tanks but doesn’t get arrested