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British and American Government Reach Consensus on Math vs Maths Debate
Egyptian President quits after Protesters launch Facebook Page
Peter the Great to get Putinized?
Chile Rescues "Property of Bart Simpson" Walkie Talkie from Mine
EU forces Catholic Church to offer "Religion Choice" prior to Baptism
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Western Tourists Amused by Thailand Coup
Random Perspective listed 3rd on Al-Qaeda's Priorities List
75% of Americans Believe Everything They Read
Holland Officially More Gullible Than USA
Business Booming for Danish Flag Maker
Saddam Hussein to Hire Michael Jackson's Lawyer
Marlboro Cancels ‘Kiddarettes’ Programme
Australia Currently Leading the Tsunami Relief Competition
Mark Baese Revealed to be Heir of Gullibavaria Island
Tragedy as Thousands of Western Tourists are Stranded in Asia
Bush and Blair Lock in Passionate Embrace During Press Conference
John Kerry Elected President of San Andreas
Broken Telephone Forces Blair to Fly to White House
Budweiser Admits They Have Added Ecstasy – Not Caffeine – to “B-to-the-E”
United Nations to Outlaw Vegetarianism in New Environmental Guidelines
Liberals Would Rather Saddam Hussein Receive Death Penalty Through a Fair Trial
Bush Cancels Invasion of Canada
Bush Plans To Demolish International Embarrassment With Abu Ghraib Prison
Flour-Filled Condom Attack “The New September 11th” Declares Press
World Shocked As Pope Remains Undead
Public Opinion Of Bush Administration Saved By The Beheading Of Nicholas Berg
Increasing Number of Pet Owners Putting Themselves In Danger
US Troops Urges Britain To Move To Baghdad
World’s Media Disappointed No Major Landmarks Were Destroyed In Madrid Attacks
First French Troops Surrender In Haiti
Red Cross Determines That Captured Saddam Hussein Is A Mannequin
Europe’s Future Safe In The Hands of Britain, France And Germany
Bush Urges Europeans To Share The Death Toll
US Apologises For Accidentally Dropping 2,500 Practice-Bombs on Iraq
“I smoke 40 a day” George Bush Tells Koreans
End of Iraq Conflict Leaked Early on Internet
Chirac Desperate, Calls British “Friends”
US Angry That Israel Attacked Syria First
World’s Oldest Man May Be Lying
Dead Man Told that He'll Never Fly a Plane, Play a Piano or Have Sex Again.
Starving Child in Africa Volunteers to Trade Places with David Blaine
God’s Lightning Bolt Machine Breaks Down – Unable to Electrocute Gene Robinson
Iraq Rotating Presidency System Will Be Alphabetically Ordered; ANtony Charles Linton Blair to Go First
US Bury the Bodies of Saddam’s Sons; Soldier Who Shot Them Hangs Their Heads on his Wall.
US Received Intelligence That Saddam Has Recently Quit Major British (Terrorist) Organisation.
Internet Community Pleads With Bush to Initiate World War 3
Ariel Sharon Suffers Triple Heart-attack, Falls Backwards Off of Chair and Questions Whether this is Reality
US Government Blames Fund Raising for World Water Problems
Bush Attends Political Meetings in his “Virtual Suit”
Rumsfeld fails to find Weapons of Mass Destruction, Blair sent in
Iraqi Information Minister Joins Random Perspective
Saeed al-Sahhaf Steals Car, Burns American Flags and Graffiti’s US Tanks but doesn’t get arrested
Random Perspective Forum to Replace United Nations
Bush Promises to Veto any French/Chinese Resolution on SARS
US Army Release Iraq-themed Playing Cards – Regime Based Monopoly to follow soon…
Only 3 Iraqis see Blair/Bush Broadcast
Iraqi Bullet Shot Across Border May Contain Chemical or Biological Agents
War with Iraq could destroy Ancient Artefacts
Bush and Blair Slip Laxative into French Representative’s Drink
Iraq Surrounds the Rest of the World
West Attempts to convince Saddam to convert to Democracy
Bush Outlines his plans for Iraq
USA Successfully Develops and Tests Time Machine
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