February 2005

All updates made during February 2006

  1. Jack Bauer to Die in Fox's 24
  2. Man Killed By No-Smoking Sign
  3. 75% of Americans Believe Everything They Read
  4. Early Sketch Shows That Benjamin Franklin Invented the iPod
  5. Quail Grateful to Harry Whittington for Taking Dick Cheney's Shot
  6. Government Authorizes Forming of No-Smoking Death Squads After Voting for Smoking Ban
  7. Holland Officially More Gullible Than USA
  8. Business Booming for Danish Flag Maker
  9. The Spiderman Interview
  10. Bush Forgets Punch Line To Oil Joke