September 2003

All updates made during September 2003

1. World’s Oldest Man May Be Lying
2. Dead Man Told that He'll Never Fly a Plane, Play a Piano or Have Sex Again.
3. International Human Rights Laws Prevent Planned Asylum Seeker Selling Policy
4. Voters are Unsatisfied with Tony Blair’s Performance
5. Buyer Complains that 1.44Mb Hard Disc Drive Purchased on E-Bay is just Floppy Disc Drive with a Disc jammed In It
6. Website Updates With Pointless Update To Avoid Complaints From Visitors
7. World Unimpressed with Bill Gates’ Puny $168m Donation
8. NASA’s Safety Record in Tatters as Second Spacecraft Plunges to a Fiery End
9. Mankind to Exhaust Creative Thinking by 2005
10. UK Government Makes It Illegal to Receive Junk Mail, 100% of Internet Users to be arrested.
11. Man Frustrated At His Inability to Complete Solitaire
12. Saddam Hussein to Follow Popular Audiotapes with Full Album
13. Non Pornographic Site Listed On Search Engine for Pornographic Search Query
14. Video Gaming Is Not Bad for You
15. Latest Police Figures Show Tramp Bashing Up by 100%
16. Amazon.com Shoplifter Caught
17. Starving Child in Africa Volunteers to Trade Places with David Blaine
18. Meteor to Hit Earth – House Insurance Costs to Rise
19. Microsoft to Send Patches Via E-Mail