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General News Stories pertaining to the United States of America
NRA Campaigns For All Marathon Runners to Carry Bombs
Shooting Innocent People in America now best way to become super famous
America Forced Into Witness Protection Program Following Wikileaks Scandal
Gay Tanks Support Repealing of "Don't Ask Don't Tell" Law
US General Fired Due To Poor F-35 Performance in Die-Hard
Bristol Palin Tells Teens "No To Pre-marital Sex" – Vows To Break Other Taboos For The Good Of America
Al-Qaeda Angry that US Media Does a Better Job at Scaring Americans
Fox News: 2008 Elections Perfect Platform To Launch New Anchor
Obama awarded Nobel Prize for Peace, Chemistry, Physics, Time Travel
US Cinemas Refuse to Show Bush Assassination Film Until He is Assassinated
President Bush Pardons Self for War Crimes, Torture, Parking Ticket
US Government Denies Bin Laden "I am Dead" Videotape is a Fake
Bush Blames Pakistan Threat on Administrative Error
Quail Grateful to Harry Whittington for Taking Dick Cheney's Shot
Bush Forgets Punch Line To Oil Joke
George Bush Finally Submits to Torture Ban
White House Sues “The Onion” to Cover up Iran Invasion Plan
Charity Donors Really Annoyed Their Donations Are Going to Americans
Bush's Scientists Prepare Paper Showing Katrina had Nothing to do with Climate Change
Real New Yorkers Concerned that Fictional New York will be Destroyed if Jack Bauer Fails
37% of Americans Believe Jack Bauer is Real
John Kerry to Replace Colin Powell, beating Condoleezza Rice, as Secretary of State
European Intelligence Services Claim werenotsorry.com Website is Funded by Al-Qaeda
Democrats Call for Bush to be Banned From Presidential Election
Americans Annoyed as 4th of July Becomes Just Another British Bank Holiday
USA Recaptured by British Whilst Americans Busy With 4th of July Celebrations
George Bush To Hire Stunt Double Following Bicycle Accident
Bush Considers Regime Change Plans For Massachusetts
Bush Confused By Dictionary – calls Iraq Pictures ‘Abhorrent’
Bush’s Private Performance Was First Class Says September 11th Commission
Kerry Demands Handicap To Help Fight Fair Election
Arnold Schwarzenegger To Blast Deadly Gay Unions With Rail Gun
British Demand to Know Who Howard Dean Is
US To Send Planes To Alternative Destinations
United States: “France Sold Iraq Almost As Many Weapons As We Did”
US Determines that Saddam Hussein was ‘Bluffing’ about Weapons of Mass Destruction
World Unimpressed with Bill Gates’ Puny $168m Donation
Republicans Push for New “No Back Entry” Law to apply to Houses and Other Buildings
New White House Email system confirms 100% Support for Bush
Congress demands for the Aircraft Carrier, USS Great Briton, to be recalled from the Middle East
Marlboro Submits Alternative Design For Replacement World Trade Center
Nuke-Carrying Iraqi Supersonic Stealth Bomber turns out to be a Model
Deep Hole Outside White House is not a Nuclear Bunker
Judge Jokingly Accuses Woman of Being a Terrorist
Bush Gets Lost on Middle East Roadmap and Demands Wal-Mart Disarms
Bill Clinton Offers to Search for Saddam Hussein on Cyber Sex Chat rooms
Osama Bin Laden Streaks through Washington DC
Bush Reasons Cut in Education Budget
Bush beat Hans Blix at ‘Hide and Seek’
American Arrested for Wearing a T-Shirt
Bush can Name All Enemy Nations – but can he spell them?
President Bush Finishes Painting Fence Red
Bush Publishes List of Terrorists still Uncaught
Scientists Ponder Monkey Test