|Osama Bin Laden Severely Criticised By Fellow Al-Qaeda Members - September 17th 2004|
Terrorist mastermind, Osama Bin Laden, has come under criticism from high ranking Al-Qaeda members following the various breaches of security at the British Houses of Parliament and the Royal Family’s main residence, Buckingham Palace.
The senior members of the terrorist group have expressed their concern that if tabloid journalists and low level protestors are able to breach the security at key British locations and Al-Qaeda has not it severely damages Al-Qaeda’s reputation as the world’s premier terrorist organisation.
“As our leader and main mastermind Osama Bin Laden should have exploited these loopholes to attack the British establishment.” An Al-Qaeda member explained to us before Bin Laden’s henchmen dragged him off and tortured him to death for daring to question their leader’s abilities.
Many other members shared this view, believing that the time to perform an effective suicide attack at the heart of British Government had passed. Some feel that they may have to resort to more conventional fears such as threatening a biological or chemical attack.
However, Bin Laden was not so pessimistic:
“Every time a security breach happens in Britain they promise to make things more secure so it won’t happen again. But look at the facts – we go from having a man throw flour at the Prime Minister, to five men bursting in to the House of Commons to a man smuggling a fake bomb into Parliament. Every time they promise to make things more secure they get worse.
“This time next year I’ll be able to book an appointment with the Prime Minister under my own name with blowing him up with a suicide bomb as the first thing on the agenda.”
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