The CIA came several steps closer to identifying the location of Saddam Hussein, discovering he had not fled to the more likely candidates of Iran or Syria but had, in fact, ended up in charge of an organisation in the United States’ closest ally – Great Britain.

The organisation, presumed to be hostile due to Hussein’s influence, has apparently existed for years. CIA sources revealed it has long considered many Commonwealth nations to be archenemies – particularly Austrailia - trying at least once a year to bring them down.

The CIA revealed the name of the terrorist group to be “The England Cricket Team.” Uncertain of the definition of the word cricket, the CIA has presumed it to be some form of euphemism for nuclear bomb, or possible a code name for VX Nerve Gas.

It appears that as recently as last Thursday, the group had been attempting international attacks and the most recent attack had been responsible for Hussein deciding to step down. Apparently he did not consider himself to the “man the team needed.”

After conducting numerous hours of research on the Internet, the facts surrounding the group attracted more and more concern. The CIA soon uncovered that the group continually worked with projectiles and even more worryingly found that the group appeared to be simulating a clone of the September 11th Terrorist Attacks, only on a triple of equally sized skyscrapers.

“We have yet to locate the cluster of skyscrapers that match those seen in the demonstration but they appears to be hit by a large spherical object, possibly a not air balloon. The simulations show this knocking over at least two of the three towers leading the CIA to conclude it is probably packed with the weapons of mass destruction previously hidden in Iraq.