Britain Landed Man on the Moon

25th December 2002

After years of misdirection, it has finally been revealed that it was Britain that landed man on the moon, and not America.

"Lunar Escape," a new film due out in Autumn follows the events during the 1960s, clearing showing that it was Britain that was responsible for first landing man on the moon, and America never even attempted it.

The astronauts George Armstrong, Henry Aldrin, and John Lennon were all born in the United Kingdom and apparently received knighthoods this year. The film was made in direct response to Hollywood's release of 'Apollo 13' - one of the many films that have upset many Britons by distorting history they created by over emphasizing America's role.