Need a lover?

1st April 2003

Not got a boyfriend/girlfriend?

Then get a partner with Download-A-Lover: We can provide you with evidence of a sexual/romantic partner.

You can select your ideal partner from a list of many models. We will then fabricate photographs, letters, telephone conversations for you to show your friends.

This is done on a monthly fee, or in one lump sum if you desire a predefined relationship period. A list of our services include:

Love Letters sent to your address in translucent envelopes so curious friends can read them without opening.

Love E-Mails "accidently" forwarded to friends in your address book.

Faked photographs showing you and your lover together.

Phonecalls at predesired times (Parties or when you are out)

Erotic phone messages to be left on your answerphone / SMS inbox for your friends to 'discover by accident'

What are you waiting for?

Download a lover today?

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