In order to pass your exams you must expect to give up all that is important to you over the 2-month period preceding and following your exams.
The preceding period is officially known as “Cramming Time” whereas the following period falls under the title “Piss-off-your-friends-by-constantly-worrying-about-your-results”
During the cramming period you will be expected to learn the 2 years of education you missed whilst smoking weed behind the bike shed or throwing wet toilet paper bombs at the changing room ceiling. Therefore, in order to achieve this Random Perspective has compiled a guide, following years of extensive research: