NRA Campaigns For All Marathon Runners to Carry Bombs

17th April 2013

Following the bombing at the Boston Marathon the NRA is stepping up its campaign started following the Sandy Hook shootings in which it proposed teachers should be armed in order to defend against potential school shooters.

The proposal suggests that all Marathon Runners should be armed with bombs to defend against potential terrorist bombers.

“Clearly if we are proposing that teachers be armed with guns to fight off school shooters we can only be in favour of marathon runners being armed with bombs” NRA Spokesperson Chuck Hankman explained “Anything else would be logically inconsistent.”

This poster highlights the stupidity of bomb control.