RandomPerspective.com would like to wish everyone a Happy New January 6th. It has been exactly 365 days 5 hours 48 hours and 28.8 seconds since the last January 6th. During this period the earth has passed through one complete orbital of its Star we know as the sun. I would like to wish you all the best until the next January the 6th, in 365 days 5 hours, 48 minutes and 28.8 seconds (give or take a couple of minutes to write and publish this article) when I will undoubtedly wish you the same thing again.
Unless you have scorned me in love, stolen my car or hacked my computer. In which case I will probably want your house to burn down.
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