|
|
|
 |
Concrete Blocks Around Houses of Parliament are there to Protect Ordinary Londoners - May 23rd 2003
Scotland Yard revealed that it’s decision to surround the Houses of Parliament with giant concrete blocks was taken in the interests of protecting the general public and not to cause irrational fear or panicking.
“We want the general public to know that their safety is our primary concern. We have therefore taken to the decision to barricade all those fear mongering politicians inside the Houses of Parliament to prevent them from causing hysteria or unnecessary alarm.
“We believe this is the most effective way of preventing them from doing so but if this fails we do have alternative plans, such as building very deep, concrete lined bunkers in which we will place them if we fear this precaution is not enough.
“And if even this is not enough we will simply have them replaced by identical doubles, and their identities changed so the general public think that is just a stranger making trouble and not a politician causing alarm.
“We believe that all of these actions will be in the best interests of the public.”
Click to share this page on:
|
|
Disclaimer: Random Perspective accepts no responsibility for your believing of anything on this website.
The content on this website is satirical and thus many reports are unsubstantiated and therefore should not be considered factual. The use of major brands and corporations is used in good humour in order to improve the impact of the writing. Under no circumstances should you believe anything that could be considered defamatory without first checking it against a major news source.
IMPORTANT: If you do not appreciate or understand this article please consult your doctor as your right ventromedial prefrontal cortex is impaired. |
|
|
|
|
