Following the many allegations regarding possible sexual affairs with other women, David Beckham is being blamed for a rise in the number of teenage boys who are cheating on their long-term girlfriends.
Keith Wilson, a 14 year old boy from Norfolk, was the long-term partner of 13-year-old Olivia Hankman until 11am this morning:
“It was so horrible,” Miss Hankman explained to us in an exclusive interview, “Me and Keith had been going out for 3 weeks when Sarah from My English class said that she had kissed him behind the bike sheds. She even claimed it on the lips.”
The claim was given more substance when Sarah produced text messages sent from Keith mobile phone saying “U R V. SEXY”
Keith Wilson has strongly disputed the claims and insists that Sarah from Olivia’s English class was lying. He then claimed that his little brother had sent her the incriminating message. He said he was too busy snogging Karen-who-he-sits-next-to-in-Chemistry at the time the message was sent, to get back on the time his girlfriend Olivia cheated on him with ‘Brian from Physics’ yesterday.
Parents have declared themselves outraged at the promiscuous nature their children are exhibiting, and have blamed the outbreak on the Football icon David Beckham, for possibly having multiple affairs with other women. They have said given the fact he is seen to be a role model for many, he must be the cause of the outbreak.
“David Beckham must be responsible,” an outraged mother explained, “I mean, I can’t possibly believe our children were up to this sort of behaviour before.”
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