Daily Mirror Editor Pier Morgan Burns Union Jack! Exclusive Photos…

3rd June 2004

Random Perspective has gained shocking images of Daily Mirror editor Piers Morgan burning the Union Flag in his back garden late at night.

Despite many inconsistencies in the photograph, such as the rough edges around Mr Morgan’s head, the difference in tone of his hands to his face and the obvious airbrush work done to the flag handle our source insists the photograph is real and refuses to accept claims it is an elaborate hoax.

“Mr Morgan has also published some photographs which are widely considered to be fakes,” our source revealed, “However he went ahead and published them anyway before checking their validity. I therefore feel based on that I have just as much right to release my photographs of Mr Morgan burning the Union Flag.”

Random Perspective Editor Ben Dickson has pointed out that whilst the photograph of Mr Morgan could cause minor damage to his reputation if they are proved to be fake, the photographs of the British Officers assaulting Iraqi POWs will irreparably damage the reputation of the British Army across the globe regardless of whether they are real or not.