Bush Considers Regime Change Plans For Massachusetts

17th June 2004

President Bush has made public indications he is currently reviewing plans to initiate a regime change in Massachusetts following the recent legalisation of Gay marriages within the state. President Bush has made it very clear that by legalising gay marriage they threaten to cause great harm to what he considers to be one of the most important sanctities.

“By allowing same sex couples to marry, Massachusetts is redefining the meaning of marriage. It is why I supported a campaign to introduce a constitutional amendment to outlaw the activity.” Mr Bush explained.

Mr Bush was referring to events in February when he attempted to get the backing of an amendment that would have outlawed gay marriage in any US State. Unfortunately for Mr Bush, the Supreme Court disagreed with the President and gay marriage became legal in Massachusetts this week.

The President was taken aback; the Supreme Court indicated that it would accept amendments to outlaw marriage to animals, aliens, imaginary friends and office furniture however Mr Bush could not see any significant differences between those types of union and those between same sex couples.

The President was not the only person disappointed with the Supreme Court’s decision, Chuck Hankman from Washington DC was disappointed to see office furniture included in the ban list – apparently he has built up an affinity with his office photocopier after 3 years of photocopying his buttocks and had hoped to wed in June.