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>> News > United Kingdom
Tabloids Split over Snowy Weather - February 3rd 2003

Britainís leading Tabloid newspapers have all reached different conclusions over the recent weather conditions that have engulfed most of Britain over the past few days.

The Sunís view was that Illegal Immigrants are to blame. They claimed that Chechen Asylum seekers are replacing so much British culture with their own they have even altered the weather.

The Daily Mailís view on the situation was that Saddam Hussein has unleashed his deadly ďSnow BombĒ on Britain forcing the country to a standstill and serves to help justify the necessity to remove Saddam from power.

The Daily Mirror claimed that it was pre-emptive warning against congestion charging explaining that if a dusting a snow could cause so much traffic problems just imagine the chaos congestion charging would cause.

Meanwhile, Max Power explained it was proof Global Warming was failing and in order to stop it from happening again we should replace our standard factory engines with high performance, high polluting machines. As a piece of further precaution they advised that when you crash, make sure you take out a tree.

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