American Arrested for Wearing a T-Shirt

6th March 2003

An American was arrested today for wearing a T-Shirt. He entered the mall in a New York Suburb and after leaving a clothes stall was confronted by the mall’s security officers and was ordered to remove his T-Shirt, as his actions were not supportive of his country.

The man, who cannot be named, was told he should have purchased some precautionary war merchandise such as Duct Tape for sealing doors and windows, or have stockpiled bottles of water.

“If he was really desperate for some new clothing we have several stores selling Radiation or Biological Warfare Suits.” The Security Officers told us, “He had many options available to him but chose one that was disrespectful to his nation.”