Custom Search
News
International
United Kingdom
United States
Sport
Entertainment
Internet
Science / Tech

Features
Articles
Notices
Editorial
Submissions

2010
January

The Dark Age
Nov 06 - Dec 09

2006
October
September
April
March
February
January

2005
December
October
September
May
April
February
January

2004
December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January

2003
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January

2002
December
November




Hosted by
2f3 Internet

More Humour
BBspot
The Bentinel
Big Fib
Broken Newz
The Daily Bull
Deadbrain UK
Deadbrain US
Faux Newz
The Fake News
Glossy News
The Hammer
I-Mockery
KTAB News
Muskrat News
News Hax
No Apologies Press
On The John
Perplexing Times
Rant Morgan
Satirium
Social Scrutiny
The Specious Report
Studio 8
The Toque
Trepanning
US Press
The Voice of Reason UK
The Voice of Reason US
Watley Review
Weekly Canard

Music Sites
Sonar Radar
BeatEd.com
Green Plastic
No Through Road
>> News > United Kingdom
Chess Champion Ignores Iain Duncan-Smith - May 9th 2003

Iain Duncan Smith was shocked today when he was snubbed by a local celebrity on the grounds “he wasn’t important enough to stop for.”

Primary School Chess Champion Keith Wilson, from one of Mr Duncan-Smith’s neighbouring constituencies was walking on the other side of the road when Iain Duncan Smith tried to get his attention by gesticulating wildly on the other side of the road.

Iain Duncan-Smith
Iain Duncan-Smith Waved Wildly to get the Chess Champion's Attention

Despite Mr Duncan-Smith’s efforts, Keith Wilson did not stop but walked straight on taking no notice of animated MP.

Initially it was believed that the 9-year-old champion had not seen the Leader of the Opposition however in an interview later it was revealed he had indeed noticed Iain Duncan-Smith’s actions.

“I saw him before he saw me,” Keith Wilson explained, “I thought, I hope that man doesn’t notice me. He might ask for my autograph and I don’t really have the time.

“But unfortunately he did see me. He recognised me straight away: calling me over and waving like a mad man. He said he wanted to congratulate my achievement but I didn’t have the time – he wasn’t important enough to stop for. I had a photo shoot for the school magazine to attend. Jenny Small from Class 4 was going to be there – now there is someone worth stopping for… You don’t get the chance to mix with people like her every day.”

Click to share this page on:
Disclaimer: Random Perspective accepts no responsibility for your believing of anything on this website.

The content on this website is satirical and thus many reports are unsubstantiated and therefore should not be considered factual. The use of major brands and corporations is used in good humour in order to improve the impact of the writing. Under no circumstances should you believe anything that could be considered defamatory without first checking it against a major news source.

IMPORTANT: If you do not appreciate or understand this article please consult your doctor as your right ventromedial prefrontal cortex is impaired.
Latest News
Conservatives to increase Public Service praise by 200%

Shocking Image Confirms UKIP's Claims That Immigration Has Left Parts of Britain Unrecognisable

Santa Unveils Drone Fleet To Revolutionize Christmas Present Delivery in 2013

British and American Government Reach Consensus on Math vs Maths Debate

Yahoo Staff Hope Marissa Mayer's Love For Baking Ends Soon



Related Articles
Who is the leader of the Conservative Party?

Sex Banned in School Prospectus

Labour Considers Axing The Conservative Party

Iain Duncan-Smith shows off New Tattoo









Do you like this website?
Please let me know your opinions by emailing me or contacting me via MSN on BenDickson@Hotmail.com

Random Perspective: News, Satire and Humour.
Random Stuff for those who read this far: Oak Worktops and Walnut Worktops, Bespoke Designer Kitchens, Fruit Videos, FruitVideos Blog, Norfolk Wedding Photography, and Lowestoft Estate Agent