Britney Spears Naked – PICTURES ON THIS SITE!!

23rd August 2003

“Britney Spears Naked – PICTURES ON THIS SITE!!” – that was the claim made by a small website hoping to increase the traffic by posting what surely is one of the Internet’s most popular requests.

Instead, no real or faked nude pictures of Britney Spears appeared on the site. Instead the site featured pictures such as this faked photograph of a monkey eating cheese:

Users looking for Britney Spears Naked were most upset by the lack of nude photographs, especially as many of them had wasted several seconds of the precious time their parents have left them alone.

A spokesperson for the Association for Nude Britney Pictures made the following comments:

“For a site to so blatantly advertise the presence of naked pictures of Britney Spears on its webspace and not even contain one partially clothed picture of a look-alike is simply atrocious.

“Whilst there is nothing we can do legally, we will insist that users who have browsed to the website to see real naked photographs of Britney Spears to immediately push their back button instead of taking advantage of the more worthwhile material to be discovered on the offending website.”