Brazil beats Team of Super Computers at Football

29th January 2003

The current Football World Cup Holders Brazil, took on and beat a team of Super Computers today, and beat them 44-1.

The match ran relatively cleanly, until the 37th minute, when the referee failed to spot Rivaldo’s dive, sending off the Super Computers’ central defender and awarding the Brazilians a penalty which the Brazilian shot straight past the keeper.

There was one injury sustained, after a scuffle with Ronaldo, the Super computer’s left winger was knocked over. After being carried to the sideline the medics sprayed the machine with the ‘magic’ water spray causing it to crash asking the medic to “Press Ctrl Alt Delete to reboot”

As the medic was not qualified in this area of medicine he decided it was best for the player to be rushed to a specialist hospital where after surgery the consultant used it to spell check the report he had written on the incident.

The half time score was 44-0 and the Super Computers’ manager decided, after noting a lack of mobility in his team, to stack them up like a wall in front of their goal to prevent the Brazilians from scoring any more goals.

This tactic proved to help the Super Computers close the goal difference as the Brazilian goalkeeper was caught completely unaware when one of Rivaldo’s attempts to knock a defender out of the way with the ball rebounded the full length of the pitch past the Goal Keeper who was out of his box at the time.