Bush and Blair Slip Laxative into French Representative’s Drink

5th March 2003

In a last attempt to stop the French from using their Veto at the UN Security Council’s vote on Iraq George W. Bush and Tony Blair slipped a laxative into the French Representative’s drink minutes before the voting took place.

Just as the voting was about to start, the French Representative suddenly jolted forwards and ran out of the room screaming French Words that cannot be translated for this website. This was much to the amusement of President Bush and Prime Minister Blair:

Unfortunately, they were too busy laughing at the incident that they too missed the vote and as a result the motion was abstained.