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Bush Orders Interrogation of Space Shuttle Survivors - May 2nd 2003

Following the Space Shuttle Disaster earlier this year it was believed that everything on board had perished in the burn up however NASA revealed today that it had uncovered some survivors in the form of the C elegan Worm – the first creature to have it’s genetic code mapped.

Type C Elegan Worm
The Type C Elegan Worm was the first multicelled creature to have its genetic code mapped.

On hearing the news regarding the survivors, President George W. Bush was first pleased but once he found out the survivors were not the US astronauts he immediately became concerned.

“I don’t care where they’re from,” He commanded, despite his scientists’ insistence that the survivors were ‘Worms,’ “But I want them interrogated. If they’re not our astronauts, and they survived, they must surely be responsible for causing this disaster. Are these ‘Worms’ known to have links with al-Qaeda? If not, could they?”

Eventually, scientists managed to calm the President the worms were not hostile but he still felt they should be questioned.

“They’re the only witnesses. Maybe they know something you boys couldn’t pick up on your radar.”

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