WAR ON TERROR!

Fighting an Abstract Noun.

1. US Government Denies Bin Laden "I am Dead" Videotape is a Fake
2. Bush Blames Pakistan Threat on Administrative Error
3. Random Perspective listed 3rd on Al-Qaeda's Priorities List
4. George Bush Finally Submits to Torture Ban
5. 37% of Americans Believe Jack Bauer is Real
6. European Intelligence Services Claim werenotsorry.com Website is Funded by Al-Qaeda
7. Mass Panic As BBC Blow Up Canary Wharf In Simulated Terrorist Attack
8. Public Opinion Of Bush Administration Saved By The Beheading Of Nicholas Berg
9. Captain Scarlet To Become New MI6 Chief
10. Bush’s Private Performance Was First Class Says September 11th Commission
11. Blair Vows To Fight Dennis The Menace
12. World’s Media Disappointed No Major Landmarks Were Destroyed In Madrid Attacks
13. US To Send Planes To Alternative Destinations
14. US Angry That Israel Attacked Syria First
15. US Received Intelligence That Saddam Has Recently Quit Major British (Terrorist) Organisation.
16. Marlboro Submits Alternative Design For Replacement World Trade Center
17. Saddam Hussein Asked to Leave Windsor Castle and to Take Those Weapons of Mass Destruction with Him.
18. Ariel Sharon Suffers Triple Heart-attack, Falls Backwards Off of Chair and Questions Whether this is Reality
19. Bush Attends Political Meetings in his “Virtual Suit”
20. Judge Jokingly Accuses Woman of Being a Terrorist
21. Concrete Blocks Around Houses of Parliament are there to Protect Ordinary Londoners
22. Bush Gets Lost on Middle East Roadmap and Demands Wal-Mart Disarms
23. Bill Clinton Offers to Search for Saddam Hussein on Cyber Sex Chat rooms
24. Bush Orders Interrogation of Space Shuttle Survivors
25. Osama Bin Laden Streaks through Washington DC
26. Bush can Name All Enemy Nations – but can he spell them?
27. USA Successfully Develops and Tests Time Machine
28. Blair Claims All Out War with Iraq will help deal with Asylum Seekers
29. Tabloids Split over Snowy Weather
30. Bush Publishes List of Terrorists still Uncaught