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US Cinemas Refuse to Show Bush Assassination Film Until He is Assassinated [READ] | October 8th 2006 |
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President Bush Pardons Self for War Crimes, Torture, Parking Ticket [READ] | September 30th 2006 |
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Bush Blames Pakistan Threat on Administrative Error [READ] | September 22nd 2006 |
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Bush Forgets Punch Line To Oil Joke [READ] | February 1st 2006 |
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Bush's Scientists Prepare Paper Showing Katrina had Nothing to do with Climate Change [READ] | September 6th 2005 |
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John Kerry to Replace Colin Powell, beating Condoleezza Rice, as Secretary of State [READ] | November 15th 2004 |
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Bush Cancels Invasion of Canada [READ] | June 17th 2004 |
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Bush Plans To Demolish International Embarrassment With Abu Ghraib Prison [READ] | May 27th 2004 |
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George Bush To Hire Stunt Double Following Bicycle Accident [READ] | May 23rd 2004 |
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Bush To Make Film To Oust Michael Moore From Hollywood [READ] | May 18th 2004 |
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Bush Considers Regime Change Plans For Massachusetts [READ] | May 17th 2004 |
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Bush Confused By Dictionary – calls Iraq Pictures ‘Abhorrent’ [READ] | May 5th 2004 |
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Kerry Demands Handicap To Help Fight Fair Election [READ] | March 5th 2004 |
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Red Cross Determines That Captured Saddam Hussein Is A Mannequin [READ] | February 22nd 2004 |
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“I smoke 40 a day” George Bush Tells Koreans [READ] | January 10th 2004 |
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George Bush to Build Bridge to the Moon [READ] | January 9th 2004 |
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US Angry That Israel Attacked Syria First [READ] | October 5th 2003 |
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United States: “France Sold Iraq Almost As Many Weapons As We Did” [READ] | October 5th 2003 |
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US Determines that Saddam Hussein was ‘Bluffing’ about Weapons of Mass Destruction [READ] | October 2nd 2003 |
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New White House Email system confirms 100% Support for Bush [READ] | July 19th 2003 |
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Internet Community Pleads With Bush to Initiate World War 3 [READ] | June 23rd 2003 |
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Ariel Sharon Suffers Triple Heart-attack, Falls Backwards Off of Chair and Questions Whether this is Reality [READ] | June 10th 2003 |
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Strong Evidence of Life on Mars as Sojourner Probe is Clamped [READ] | June 7th 2003 |
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Bush Attends Political Meetings in his “Virtual Suit” [READ] | June 2nd 2003 |
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Deep Hole Outside White House is not a Nuclear Bunker [READ] | May 29th 2003 |
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Rumsfeld fails to find Weapons of Mass Destruction, Blair sent in [READ] | May 28th 2003 |
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Bush Gets Lost on Middle East Roadmap and Demands Wal-Mart Disarms [READ] | May 11th 2003 |
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Bill Clinton Offers to Search for Saddam Hussein on Cyber Sex Chat rooms [READ] | May 7th 2003 |
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Bush Orders Interrogation of Space Shuttle Survivors [READ] | May 2nd 2003 |
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Bush Promises to Veto any French/Chinese Resolution on SARS [READ] | April 29th 2003 |
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Osama Bin Laden Streaks through Washington DC [READ] | March 10th 2003 |
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Bush Reasons Cut in Education Budget [READ] | March 10th 2003 |
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Bush beat Hans Blix at ‘Hide and Seek’ [READ] | March 6th 2003 |
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Bush and Blair Slip Laxative into French Representative’s Drink [READ] | March 5th 2003 |
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Bush can Name All Enemy Nations – but can he spell them? [READ] | March 5th 2003 |
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Bush Outlines his plans for Iraq [READ] | February 27th 2003 |
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President Bush Finishes Painting Fence Red [READ] | February 20th 2003 |
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Bush Publishes List of Terrorists still Uncaught [READ] | January 28th 2003 |
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Scientists Ponder Monkey Test [READ] | December 25th 2002 |
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