George W. Bush

A crisis in himself.

1. US Cinemas Refuse to Show Bush Assassination Film Until He is Assassinated
2. President Bush Pardons Self for War Crimes, Torture, Parking Ticket
3. Bush Blames Pakistan Threat on Administrative Error
4. Bush Forgets Punch Line To Oil Joke
5. Bush's Scientists Prepare Paper Showing Katrina had Nothing to do with Climate Change
6. John Kerry to Replace Colin Powell, beating Condoleezza Rice, as Secretary of State
7. Bush Cancels Invasion of Canada
8. Bush Plans To Demolish International Embarrassment With Abu Ghraib Prison
9. George Bush To Hire Stunt Double Following Bicycle Accident
10. Bush To Make Film To Oust Michael Moore From Hollywood
11. Bush Considers Regime Change Plans For Massachusetts
12. Bush Confused By Dictionary – calls Iraq Pictures ‘Abhorrent’
13. Kerry Demands Handicap To Help Fight Fair Election
14. Red Cross Determines That Captured Saddam Hussein Is A Mannequin
15. “I smoke 40 a day” George Bush Tells Koreans
16. George Bush to Build Bridge to the Moon
17. US Angry That Israel Attacked Syria First
18. United States: “France Sold Iraq Almost As Many Weapons As We Did”
19. US Determines that Saddam Hussein was ‘Bluffing’ about Weapons of Mass Destruction
20. New White House Email system confirms 100% Support for Bush
21. Internet Community Pleads With Bush to Initiate World War 3
22. Ariel Sharon Suffers Triple Heart-attack, Falls Backwards Off of Chair and Questions Whether this is Reality
23. Strong Evidence of Life on Mars as Sojourner Probe is Clamped
24. Bush Attends Political Meetings in his “Virtual Suit”
25. Deep Hole Outside White House is not a Nuclear Bunker
26. Rumsfeld fails to find Weapons of Mass Destruction, Blair sent in
27. Bush Gets Lost on Middle East Roadmap and Demands Wal-Mart Disarms
28. Bill Clinton Offers to Search for Saddam Hussein on Cyber Sex Chat rooms
29. Bush Orders Interrogation of Space Shuttle Survivors
30. Bush Promises to Veto any French/Chinese Resolution on SARS
31. Osama Bin Laden Streaks through Washington DC
32. Bush Reasons Cut in Education Budget
33. Bush beat Hans Blix at ‘Hide and Seek’
34. Bush and Blair Slip Laxative into French Representative’s Drink
35. Bush can Name All Enemy Nations – but can he spell them?
36. Bush Outlines his plans for Iraq
37. President Bush Finishes Painting Fence Red
38. Bush Publishes List of Terrorists still Uncaught
39. Scientists Ponder Monkey Test