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NRA Campaigns For All Marathon Runners to Carry Bombs [READ] | April 17th 2013 |
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Shooting Innocent People in America now best way to become super famous [READ] | January 6th 2013 |
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America Forced Into Witness Protection Program Following Wikileaks Scandal [READ] | November 29th 2010 |
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Gay Tanks Support Repealing of "Don't Ask Don't Tell" Law [READ] | February 2nd 2010 |
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US General Fired Due To Poor F-35 Performance in Die-Hard [READ] | February 2nd 2010 |
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Bristol Palin Tells Teens "No To Pre-marital Sex" – Vows To Break Other Taboos For The Good Of America [READ] | January 24th 2010 |
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Al-Qaeda Angry that US Media Does a Better Job at Scaring Americans [READ] | January 14th 2010 |
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Fox News: 2008 Elections Perfect Platform To Launch New Anchor [READ] | January 11th 2010 |
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Obama awarded Nobel Prize for Peace, Chemistry, Physics, Time Travel [READ] | October 10th 2009 |
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US Cinemas Refuse to Show Bush Assassination Film Until He is Assassinated [READ] | October 8th 2006 |
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President Bush Pardons Self for War Crimes, Torture, Parking Ticket [READ] | September 30th 2006 |
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US Government Denies Bin Laden "I am Dead" Videotape is a Fake [READ] | September 23rd 2006 |
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Bush Blames Pakistan Threat on Administrative Error [READ] | September 22nd 2006 |
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Quail Grateful to Harry Whittington for Taking Dick Cheney's Shot [READ] | February 16th 2006 |
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Bush Forgets Punch Line To Oil Joke [READ] | February 1st 2006 |
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George Bush Finally Submits to Torture Ban [READ] | December 15th 2005 |
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White House Sues “The Onion” to Cover up Iran Invasion Plan [READ] | October 28th 2005 |
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Charity Donors Really Annoyed Their Donations Are Going to Americans [READ] | September 7th 2005 |
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Bush's Scientists Prepare Paper Showing Katrina had Nothing to do with Climate Change [READ] | September 6th 2005 |
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Real New Yorkers Concerned that Fictional New York will be Destroyed if Jack Bauer Fails [READ] | May 11th 2005 |
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37% of Americans Believe Jack Bauer is Real [READ] | February 20th 2005 |
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John Kerry to Replace Colin Powell, beating Condoleezza Rice, as Secretary of State [READ] | November 15th 2004 |
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European Intelligence Services Claim werenotsorry.com Website is Funded by Al-Qaeda [READ] | November 15th 2004 |
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Democrats Call for Bush to be Banned From Presidential Election [READ] | October 6th 2004 |
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Americans Annoyed as 4th of July Becomes Just Another British Bank Holiday [READ] | July 4th 2004 |
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USA Recaptured by British Whilst Americans Busy With 4th of July Celebrations [READ] | July 4th 2004 |
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George Bush To Hire Stunt Double Following Bicycle Accident [READ] | May 23rd 2004 |
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Bush Considers Regime Change Plans For Massachusetts [READ] | May 17th 2004 |
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Bush Confused By Dictionary – calls Iraq Pictures ‘Abhorrent’ [READ] | May 5th 2004 |
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Bush’s Private Performance Was First Class Says September 11th Commission [READ] | April 30th 2004 |
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Kerry Demands Handicap To Help Fight Fair Election [READ] | March 5th 2004 |
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Arnold Schwarzenegger To Blast Deadly Gay Unions With Rail Gun [READ] | February 21st 2004 |
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British Demand to Know Who Howard Dean Is [READ] | January 14th 2004 |
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US To Send Planes To Alternative Destinations [READ] | January 10th 2004 |
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United States: “France Sold Iraq Almost As Many Weapons As We Did” [READ] | October 5th 2003 |
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US Determines that Saddam Hussein was ‘Bluffing’ about Weapons of Mass Destruction [READ] | October 2nd 2003 |
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World Unimpressed with Bill Gates’ Puny $168m Donation [READ] | September 23rd 2003 |
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Republicans Push for New “No Back Entry” Law to apply to Houses and Other Buildings [READ] | July 26th 2003 |
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New White House Email system confirms 100% Support for Bush [READ] | July 19th 2003 |
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Congress demands for the Aircraft Carrier, USS Great Briton, to be recalled from the Middle East [READ] | July 13th 2003 |
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Marlboro Submits Alternative Design For Replacement World Trade Center [READ] | June 28th 2003 |
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Nuke-Carrying Iraqi Supersonic Stealth Bomber turns out to be a Model [READ] | June 4th 2003 |
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Deep Hole Outside White House is not a Nuclear Bunker [READ] | May 29th 2003 |
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Judge Jokingly Accuses Woman of Being a Terrorist [READ] | May 24th 2003 |
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Bush Gets Lost on Middle East Roadmap and Demands Wal-Mart Disarms [READ] | May 11th 2003 |
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Bill Clinton Offers to Search for Saddam Hussein on Cyber Sex Chat rooms [READ] | May 7th 2003 |
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Osama Bin Laden Streaks through Washington DC [READ] | March 10th 2003 |
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Bush Reasons Cut in Education Budget [READ] | March 10th 2003 |
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Bush beat Hans Blix at ‘Hide and Seek’ [READ] | March 6th 2003 |
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American Arrested for Wearing a T-Shirt [READ] | March 6th 2003 |
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Bush can Name All Enemy Nations – but can he spell them? [READ] | March 5th 2003 |
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President Bush Finishes Painting Fence Red [READ] | February 20th 2003 |
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Bush Publishes List of Terrorists still Uncaught [READ] | January 28th 2003 |
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Scientists Ponder Monkey Test [READ] | December 25th 2002 |
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