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- Fishla announce World's first humanoid Robot Chef
- Conservatives to increase Public Service praise by 200%
- Shocking Image Confirms UKIP's Claims That Immigration Has Left Parts of Britain Unrecognisable
- Santa Unveils Drone Fleet To Revolutionize Christmas Present Delivery in 2013
- British and American Government Reach Consensus on Math vs Maths Debate
- Yahoo Staff Hope Marissa Mayer's Love For Baking Ends Soon
- Is Apple's WWDC the Star Trek Convention of the 21st Century?
- UKIP to add "No Female or Black Doctor Who" to their manifesto
- Bank of England to Put Margaret Thatcher on the £100 Banknote
- NRA Campaigns For All Marathon Runners to Carry Bombs
- 97% of British People Believe in Genies
- Yahoo Stock Plummets after Marissa Mayer Scores less than 7 on HotOrNot
- Android or iPhone? Cellphone wars replace political wars as most divisive social issue
- Shooting Innocent People in America now best way to become super famous
- Apple rumoured to be developing iRover with much better camera
- Video Games Industry Helps Revolutionise Film Industry With "Day One DVD"
- Leaked picture shows Apple accessory for iPad users unhappy with new handwarming feature
- Apple offers advice on dealing with yellow tinted iPhone screens
- What the new iPhone should have been called...
- I hate Scarlett Johansson
- Final Episode of BBC's "Wonders of the Universe" Show to Feature Most Expensive Visual Metaphors to Date
- NASA Loses $2.6 Million Deposit
- Egyptian President quits after Protesters launch Facebook Page
- Why it impossible to block **** on the Internet
- Facebook Ends All World Suffering
- America Forced Into Witness Protection Program Following Wikileaks Scandal
- Conservatives Call for 'I watch porn' Armbands
- Ferrari Promise to Check Every Permutation Following Petrov-gate
- Peter the Great to get Putinized?
- Chile Rescues "Property of Bart Simpson" Walkie Talkie from Mine
- EU forces Catholic Church to offer "Religion Choice" prior to Baptism
- iPhone 4's 'Call-Making App' Suffers from Design Flaw
- Lewis Hamilton's 'Giant Balls' Key to his Superior Driving Ability
- Concern After Fourteen Year Old Boy Tricks Queen into Appointing Him as British Prime Minister
- Nick Clegg Better Recognised Across America Than David Cameron
- Apple Begins Global "War on Erections" Campaign
- Jedi Knight Banned from taking Light Sabre into School
- Obama Launches Operation to Locate Plot of Lost Season 6
- Gay Tanks Support Repealing of "Don't Ask Don't Tell" Law
- US General Fired Due To Poor F-35 Performance in Die-Hard
- Toyota CEO Issued With 6,397,345 Speeding Tickets
- British Godfather Ran Crime Empire Via Mafia Wars
- Microsoft Respond to Apple iPad by Building Giant Xbox
- Scandal As Random Perspective Is Beaten To Award By Better Website
- Hollywood Releases Guidelines Telling Writers Who They Can Kill
- British Students Condemn AQA, Launch Facebook Group Protesting Having To Learn
- Steve Jobs Spotted In Venezuela On Eve Of iSlate Launch
- Bristol Palin Tells Teens "No To Pre-marital Sex" – Vows To Break Other Taboos For The Good Of America
- Krafts Takeover of Cadbury Leads to the Creation of Hundreds of Puns
- Amendments to the Ten Commandments Found in Lisbon Treaty
- UKIP Set Up "Xenophobes Anonymous" For Former BNP Voters
- Obama Considering Deploying Peace-keeping Troops to NBC
- Ecclestone Unveils 2010 Edition of "Bernie's Crazy Idea!"
- Al-Qaeda Angry that US Media Does a Better Job at Scaring Americans
- David Cameron "Wants to be New Doctor Who"
- Man Constructs Life-sized Snow Sculpture Of Britain
- Fox News: 2008 Elections Perfect Platform To Launch New Anchor
- Facebook Helps Remind Man Why He Lost Contact With All His Old Friends
- New NASA iPhone App lets you drive the Rovers on Mars
- Obama awarded Nobel Prize for Peace, Chemistry, Physics, Time Travel
- First Clown Sent Into Space
- RyanAir Unveils "Urinate in your seat" Cost-saving Policy
- April 2nd Started 1 Day Early
- World Laughs as Stupid Pretty Girl Suffers Mental Breakdown
- James Cameron Discovers Jesus's Tomb – 'Jesus Park' to Hit Theatres Fall '07
- David Cameron: “Single Mothers are Incompetent... and I'm Gay”
- David Cameron "Beat Up 8 Year Old Child"
- Britain Flocks to See 17 Year Old Boy's Penis
- British Public: Jade Goody Deserves her Millions of Pounds
- Demand for Young Working People Grows as UK Life Expectancy Hits Record High
- Virgin Trains Passengers Asked to Push Start Broken Down Train
- Random Perspective Proves Most Internet Users are Stupid
- Why I'm super ticked off with the Lost producers about Season 3
- US Cinemas Refuse to Show Bush Assassination Film Until He is Assassinated
- President Bush Pardons Self for War Crimes, Torture, Parking Ticket
- Ken Livingstone Pledges ED-209 Robot Army to Combat Pigeons
- Plumbers Fear that Expansion of EU may Harm Their Lifestyle
- US Government Denies Bin Laden "I am Dead" Videotape is a Fake
- Bush Blames Pakistan Threat on Administrative Error
- NHS Staff Expect Strike to Kill Public Hearts and Minds
- Western Tourists Amused by Thailand Coup
- John O'Farrell Invents 'British' Wheel
- Random Perspective listed 3rd on Al-Qaeda's Priorities List
- Animal Welfare Group Condemns Discovery Networks Over Irwin Death Footage
- Blair Announces He Will Quit Within One “Blair”-Year
- Random Perspective Celebrates First Year Without April 1st Update
- Jack Bauer Shoots Down the Starship Enterprise
- Jack Bauer to Die in Fox's 24
- Man Killed By No-Smoking Sign
- 75% of Americans Believe Everything They Read
- Early Sketch Shows That Benjamin Franklin Invented the iPod
- Quail Grateful to Harry Whittington for Taking Dick Cheney's Shot
- Government Authorizes Forming of No-Smoking Death Squads After Voting for Smoking Ban
- Holland Officially More Gullible Than USA
- Business Booming for Danish Flag Maker
- The Spiderman Interview
- Bush Forgets Punch Line To Oil Joke
- Church of Definitive Laws Offended by New Religious Hate Laws
- Tom Cruise is Officially Gay
- Whale Unhappy About Congestion Charge Fine
- Legalised Prostitution – Random Perspective Asks the Important Questions
- Kenneth Clarke to Stand in Liberal Democrat Leadership Election
- David Cameron Confirms His Intention to Finish Third in Next General Election
- George Bush Finally Submits to Torture Ban
- White House Sues “The Onion” to Cover up Iran Invasion Plan
- Charity Donors Really Annoyed Their Donations Are Going to Americans
- Apple Unveil iPod / CD Hybrid
- Bush's Scientists Prepare Paper Showing Katrina had Nothing to do with Climate Change
- Saddam Hussein to Hire Michael Jackson's Lawyer
- Microsoft Promises Xbox 360 Hardware Supports More Sophisticated “Blue Screen of Death” Than Playstation 3
- Real New Yorkers Concerned that Fictional New York will be Destroyed if Jack Bauer Fails
- All Formula 1 Circuits to Feature Chicane Named After Jacques Villeneuve
- Random Perspective Finally Updates Website After 6 Weeks Rest
- A new baby Beckham...
- 37% of Americans Believe Jack Bauer is Real
- Ban on Hunting With Dogs Sees Huge Increase in Hunting With Cats
- British Public Vote for Charles to Marry Keira Knightley
- MPAA Release DivX Proof Movie
- Britain to Hold Referendum on Charles/Camilla Marriage
- Captain Kirk Fires Scotty for General Crappiness of his Communicator
- ITV to Make “Who Wants to be a Political Assassin” Following Result of “Vote for Me”
- Dickson, Dickson, DICKSON! I want to first for Dickson!
- Marlboro Cancels ‘Kiddarettes’ Programme
- How to Avoid Being Fooled by a News Satire Story
- Availability of Brad Pitt Hits Share Prices of Jack Rabbit
- BBC to Screen Edition of Horizon Proving Mary was not a Virgin
- Australia Currently Leading the Tsunami Relief Competition
- View the Best, the Funniest and the Sickest Tsunami Jokes Here Today…
- Christian Protesters Blame Tsunami on the BBC’s Decision to Broadcast Jerry Springer Opera
- Mark Baese Revealed to be Heir of Gullibavaria Island
- Tragedy as Thousands of Western Tourists are Stranded in Asia
- Michael Jackson Gives His DNA to Authorities; Now Officially Classed as a Mannequin
- British Government Plans to Block Tobacco Websites
- Computer Users More Likely to go Blind
- European Space Probe Arrives in Cheese Shop
- Discovery of ‘God Gene’ Increases Pressure on Scientists to Refine Genetic Engineering
- Bush Blames Increase in Multiheaded Animals on Gay Marriages
- John Kerry to Replace Colin Powell, beating Condoleezza Rice, as Secretary of State
- European Intelligence Services Claim werenotsorry.com Website is Funded by Al-Qaeda
- Michael Howard Sacked as Tory Leader After Denying He is a Vampire
- Bush and Blair Lock in Passionate Embrace During Press Conference
- John Kerry Elected President of San Andreas
- Broken Telephone Forces Blair to Fly to White House
- Budweiser Admits They Have Added Ecstasy – Not Caffeine – to “B-to-the-E”
- Headteacher Shocked as Ask Jeeves Throws Up Porn
- Democrats Call for Bush to be Banned From Presidential Election
- Woolworth’s Early Christmas Celebrations Spawns the “Anti Christmas Suicide Squad.”
- Conservatives Vow To Finish Third In Next General Election
- Labour Announces Plans to Turn Silverstone Into a Housing Estate
- Church of England to Open McDonald’s Restaurants to Attract Back Worshippers
- Osama Bin Laden Severely Criticised By Fellow Al-Qaeda Members
- Sun Claim Reporter has been Working Undercover in House of Commons as Prime Minister
- United Nations to Outlaw Vegetarianism in New Environmental Guidelines
- Beckhams’ Third Child to be Named Durex
- Paula Radcliffe Secures Multi Million Nicorette Sponsorship Deal
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- Tony Blair to Stand Down as Prime Minister; Tony Blair 2.0 to Take Over
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- London’s Formula 1 Regent’s Street Display Poor Advertisement for the Olympics
- Images from Regent's Street Formula 1 parade 06/07/2004
- Americans Annoyed as 4th of July Becomes Just Another British Bank Holiday
- USA Recaptured by British Whilst Americans Busy With 4th of July Celebrations
- Liberals Would Rather Saddam Hussein Receive Death Penalty Through a Fair Trial
- Public Smoking Ban Will Hit Buddhists Hard
- Schoolgirl Sues Jack for £10M
- Scientists Discover All Vauxhall Corsa Driver’s Share Female DNA
- Bush And Blair to Invade Isle of Man
- Renault Make Car That Rejects English Flags
- Bush Cancels Invasion of Canada
- Local Artist Moves Birmingham 1 inch to the Left
- Postal Votes And The Oppression Of Females
- Football Pundits Complain Televised Dramatisation Not Accurate As France Beat England
- NASA Boss Orders Scientists To Develop Robots To Run NASA
- Norton Antivirus Rebranded As Lord Voldemort To Fight Harry Potter Virus
- Chinese Authorities Demand Britney Spears Covers Up - Misses The Point Of Britney's Concerts
- Michael Schumacher Wins Canadian Grand Prix
- FBI Arrest Brad Pitt For Creating Trojan Horse
- Playstation Console Wins “Parent of the Year” Award
- Bush Plans To Demolish International Embarrassment With Abu Ghraib Prison
- George Bush To Hire Stunt Double Following Bicycle Accident
- Permanent Marker Industry Predicts Big Boom Follow David Beckham’s Tattoo
- British Prime Minister Gets Flour Delivered By Condom.
- Flour-Filled Condom Attack “The New September 11th” Declares Press
- MPs Successfully Infect City of London With Purple Flour
- Public Unaware That Paintball Session Scheduled In House of Commons Was Cancelled
- Bush To Make Film To Oust Michael Moore From Hollywood
- Mass Panic As BBC Blow Up Canary Wharf In Simulated Terrorist Attack
- World Shocked As Pope Remains Undead
- Random Perspective Duped By Serial Hoax Artists
- Bush Considers Regime Change Plans For Massachusetts
- X-Prize Contender SpaceShipOne Grounded As Al-Qaeda Threaten To Blow Up Moon
- Apple To Sue Chris Martin And Gwyneth Paltrow Over Choice Of Baby’s Name
- Lord Hutton Disappointed Inquiry Not Needed To Sack Piers Morgan
- Public Opinion Of Bush Administration Saved By The Beheading Of Nicholas Berg
- Virtual Paedophile Stock Market Predicted To Be Huge Success
- Changes to F1 Regulations: One Random Perspective on how Formula 1 should be.
- Captain Scarlet To Become New MI6 Chief
- Bush Confused By Dictionary – calls Iraq Pictures ‘Abhorrent’
- Daily Mirror Editor Pier Morgan Burns Union Jack! Exclusive Photos…
- Scientists Develop Solution For Britain’s Poor Dental Hygiene
- David Beckham News Attracts A Lot Of Hits
- Increasing Number of Pet Owners Putting Themselves In Danger
- Bush’s Private Performance Was First Class Says September 11th Commission
- Why Can’t I Be More Like Mark Baese?
- People Allowed To Clone Babies So Long As They Keep Them As Pets
- Formula 1: Coulthard Asks If He Can Leave Caravan Behind At Next Grand Prix
- US Troops Urges Britain To Move To Baghdad
- David Beckham Affair Sparks Increase In Cheating Teenage Boyfriends
- Victoria Beckham Disappointed That Nobody Claims To Have Had Affair With Her
- Modern Era Of Air Dominance Jet Fighter To Level Playing Field
- British Team Intends To Win X Prize
- Government Promises Postal Internet Scheme For Rural Areas
- EU Demands Microsoft Makes Media Player More Like Paint
- BREAKING NEWS: Random Perspective Editor Admits To Plagiarism
- Blair: “Weapons of Mass Destruction Claims Were an April Fools Joke”
- I Don’t Need To See “The Passion” To Know It’s Rubbish
- Superpowers Intended For Britain’s FBI Styled Police Force
- Astronomers Declassify Pluto In Effort To Feel Less Stupid
- Blair Vows To Fight Dennis The Menace
- World’s Media Disappointed No Major Landmarks Were Destroyed In Madrid Attacks
- Discovery Of Three Headed Frog Increases Demand For 3 Headed Pets
- Patrick Stewart Slams Hollywood Violence
- Kerry Demands Handicap To Help Fight Fair Election
- First French Troops Surrender In Haiti
- Keeping Secrets No Longer Necessary In British Secret Service
- Red Cross Determines That Captured Saddam Hussein Is A Mannequin
- Webmaster Annoyed Major News Story Didn’t Happen In Time For 200th Article
- Arnold Schwarzenegger To Blast Deadly Gay Unions With Rail Gun
- New FBI Anti Piracy Logo Scuppers Pirates
- Bubonic Plague Vaccine Developed Too Late For Black Death
- Inhabitants of RX J1242-11 Galaxy Devastated By Earth Astronomers’ Reaction
- The Darkness Follow the Trend and Slam Radiohead
- Europe’s Future Safe In The Hands of Britain, France And Germany
- British Government To Supply Arms To Red Squirrels
- Disney To Revert Back To Stick Men For Next Movie
- NASA Would Save Hubble If It Was A Giant Orbiting Space Cannon
- Tescos Employee Disappointed Not To Reach Company Valentine’s Day Standards
- Experts Predict Virginity Auctions to be the Next Big Boom
- NASA Insists That Hubble Must Meet Fiery End
- Bush Urges Europeans To Share The Death Toll
- Mydoom Hot Favourite to Win “Best Virus” Oscar
- Mydoom Virus Creator Tracked Down On Mars
- BBC To Form Own Political Party For Next General Election
- Labour’s Britain Is Working Us Harder Than Ever
- Labour Claims Hutton Report is a “Boring Read”
- Team of Experts Take Boring Landscape Picture With World’s Most Expensive Digital Camera
- Cellular Phones “Appear to be Safe” According to British Scientists
- British Demand to Know Who Howard Dean Is
- Mars Rover Looking Forward To Welcome Home Party
- Random Perspective Doing Too Many ‘Kilroy’ Articles
- Computer Games Players Struggle at ‘Real Life’
- Blue Peter Presenters to Swear As Watershed Threatens Freedom of Speech
- US Apologises For Accidentally Dropping 2,500 Practice-Bombs on Iraq
- Beckham: “Car Sex Was So-So”
- Arabs Prove Kilroy Wrong
- US To Send Planes To Alternative Destinations
- “I smoke 40 a day” George Bush Tells Koreans
- Saddam Hussein to replace Kilroy?
- George Bush to Build Bridge to the Moon
- End of Iraq Conflict Leaked Early on Internet
- NASA Probe Discovers Evidence of Beagle Lander on Mars
- Princess Anne’s Dog Reveals Tormented Past To Canine Psychologist
- Random Perspective Editor Invents Time Machine and Travels 2 months Into The Future
- Secrets Exposed At Buckingham Palace As Bush Wets Royal Bed
- Labour to Arrest Large Portion of Conservative Voters
- New Guidelines For Protecting Your Computer Against Viruses and Hackers
- Chirac Desperate, Calls British “Friends”
- Iain Duncan Smith Admits Gun Crime Will Rise Under His Vision
- Virgin Rail To Send Trains Via Road
- British Sugar Despatch Covert Team To Clear Out Tescos
- Tories to Replace Iain Duncan Smith with a Dalek
- Tories Forced to Recycle Old Slogan as More Relevant Suggestions are Useless
- Scientists Declare World’s Oldest Big Mac “Inedible”
- US Angry That Israel Attacked Syria First
- United States: “France Sold Iraq Almost As Many Weapons As We Did”
- US Determines that Saddam Hussein was ‘Bluffing’ about Weapons of Mass Destruction
- Entire Budget for Final “Lord of the Rings” Film Blown on Sam/Frodo Kiss
- Nokia To Release World's Smallest Cell Phone
- World’s Oldest Man May Be Lying
- Dead Man Told that He'll Never Fly a Plane, Play a Piano or Have Sex Again.
- International Human Rights Laws Prevent Planned Asylum Seeker Selling Policy
- Voters are Unsatisfied with Tony Blair’s Performance
- Buyer Complains that 1.44Mb Hard Disc Drive Purchased on E-Bay is just Floppy Disc Drive with a Disc jammed In It
- Website Updates With Pointless Update To Avoid Complaints From Visitors
- World Unimpressed with Bill Gates’ Puny $168m Donation
- NASA’s Safety Record in Tatters as Second Spacecraft Plunges to a Fiery End
- Mankind to Exhaust Creative Thinking by 2005
- UK Government Makes It Illegal to Receive Junk Mail, 100% of Internet Users to be arrested.
- Man Frustrated At His Inability to Complete Solitaire
- Saddam Hussein to Follow Popular Audiotapes with Full Album
- Non Pornographic Site Listed On Search Engine for Pornographic Search Query
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- Latest Police Figures Show Tramp Bashing Up by 100%
- Amazon.com Shoplifter Caught
- Starving Child in Africa Volunteers to Trade Places with David Blaine
- Meteor to Hit Earth – House Insurance Costs to Rise
- Microsoft to Send Patches Via E-Mail
- Virtual Cloning a Reality
- Mars Close to Earth – Visits Tesco
- Microsoft Claims To Have Thwarted Internet Worm
- 2003 A-Levels Produce Record Number of Ungrateful Students
- AOL to remove “AOL” from Name
- God’s Lightning Bolt Machine Breaks Down – Unable to Electrocute Gene Robinson
- Iraq Rotating Presidency System Will Be Alphabetically Ordered; ANtony Charles Linton Blair to Go First
- US Bury the Bodies of Saddam’s Sons; Soldier Who Shot Them Hangs Their Heads on his Wall.
- US Received Intelligence That Saddam Has Recently Quit Major British (Terrorist) Organisation.
- Mad Russian Teaches Cats to Juggle and Unicycle Through Flaming Hoops; Western Scientists Declare it Impossible to get Supercomputer to Play Tetris.
- Republicans Push for New “No Back Entry” Law to apply to Houses and Other Buildings
- Britney Spears Naked – PICTURES ON THIS SITE!!
- Government Attempted to Hide Evidence They Lied in John Prescott
- Chat Room Users Disgusted to find their Cyber Lovers are Cheating on Them
- Teachers Deny They Teach for the Presents as “Gifts for your Tutor” Magazine is Launched
- New White House Email system confirms 100% Support for Bush
- BBC Ordered to Stop Referring to itself in Third Person
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- Random Perspective develops KICK BOTTOM Generator of for Satire
- Congress demands for the Aircraft Carrier, USS Great Briton, to be recalled from the Middle East
- Britney Spears is NOT a Virgin; Men Worldwide Are Now Puzzled Why She Turned Them Down.
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- Saddam Hussein Asked to Leave Windsor Castle and to Take Those Weapons of Mass Destruction with Him.
- Changes to Wimbledom Cause Lleyton Hewitt to be Knocked Out After Falling into the Pit of Doom
- Internet Community Pleads With Bush to Initiate World War 3
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- Real Madrid to move to Beckingham Palace
- Security for New Harry Potter Books Greater than Security at Nuclear Missile Silos
- Local Businesses are Glad at Thieving Local Kids’ Pocket Money
- Prince William To Appear in Max Power
- Random Perspective Writes Crappy ‘Clip Show’ 100th News Article
- David Beckham to be Shot
- Sex.com To Become High Brow Arts Website
- Scientists Unable to Determine Whether Friday 13th Is Actually Unlucky
- Random Perspective Demands “Replace That Fascist Union Flag Now”
- Ariel Sharon Suffers Triple Heart-attack, Falls Backwards Off of Chair and Questions Whether this is Reality
- Easyjet flights to Iraq cancelled as ‘Blair Force One’ gets the go ahead
- US Government Blames Fund Raising for World Water Problems
- Strong Evidence of Life on Mars as Sojourner Probe is Clamped
- Nuke-Carrying Iraqi Supersonic Stealth Bomber turns out to be a Model
- Returned Statue of Tony Blair not the One Stolen from Iraq
- Underfunded Government Department Fails to Spend £400million
- Bush Attends Political Meetings in his “Virtual Suit”
- How Come the Internet Knows About My Sexual Inadequacies?
- Bush Attends Political Meetings in his “Virtual Suit”
- Deep Hole Outside White House is not a Nuclear Bunker
- Rumsfeld fails to find Weapons of Mass Destruction, Blair sent in
- Hail to the Thief: Random Perspective Review
- Judge Jokingly Accuses Woman of Being a Terrorist
- Concrete Blocks Around Houses of Parliament are there to Protect Ordinary Londoners
- Student Complains that Quidditch is not on School’s Curriculum
- Euro Referendum to be replaced by a Toss of a Coin
- Dumped Boyfriend Rubbishes Claims that Guys are Less Committed to Relationships
- South Africa: Major Historical Figure meets Some Old Man
- NASA Announces Flights Over Mars – Easyjet Offers Better Deal
- Microsoft Admits Possible Passport Security Vulnerability as Hotmail becomes “Bill Gates’s Bestial Orgy Sludge Fest”
- Historians Discover that Cavemen Invented Satire
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- Tory Backbenchers: “IDS too unpopular to be ‘Worst Briton’”
- Tory Gains Explained as Labour Postal Votes get Mailed to Random Perspective HQ
- Bush Gets Lost on Middle East Roadmap and Demands Wal-Mart Disarms
- Alien Scientists Declare: “Anglers Can’t Feel Pain”
- Chess Champion Ignores Iain Duncan-Smith
- Sex Banned in School Prospectus
- Beckhams Buy France
- Bill Clinton Offers to Search for Saddam Hussein on Cyber Sex Chat rooms
- Labour Considers Axing The Conservative Party
- Iraqi Information Minister Joins Random Perspective
- Michael Douglass and Catherine Zeta Jones to Stop Working
- Bush Orders Interrogation of Space Shuttle Survivors
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- Random Perspective Forum to Replace United Nations
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- Bush Promises to Veto any French/Chinese Resolution on SARS
- Britain Worsens Iraqi Humanitarian Crisis
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- Daily Telegraph discovers that Saddam Hussein read the Daily Mirror
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- WERE IS SADDAM????!!!
- New Sex Play Requires Complete Attention of Scotland Yard
- Galloway prevented Saddam Hussein from obtaining Weapons of Mass Destruction
- Conflict in Iraq finishes just in time for the Snooker
- US Army Release Iraq-themed Playing Cards – Regime Based Monopoly to follow soon…
- Britain to sue US Government
- Only 3 Iraqis see Blair/Bush Broadcast
- Iraqi Information Minister to Host “Have I Got News For You”
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- Iraqi Bullet Shot Across Border May Contain Chemical or Biological Agents
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- American Arrested for Wearing a T-Shirt
- War with Iraq could destroy Ancient Artefacts
- Overwhelming Public Support for War
- Bush and Blair Slip Laxative into French Representative’s Drink
- Bush can Name All Enemy Nations – but can he spell them?
- Jedi Knights' Plan Backfires
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- West Attempts to convince Saddam to convert to Democracy
- Bush Outlines his plans for Iraq
- USA Successfully Develops and Tests Time Machine
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- President Bush Finishes Painting Fence Red
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- Outrage At ITV’s 2002 Formula One coverage
- Shock Horror: Speed Cameras Catch Speeding Drivers
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- Iain Duncan-Smith shows off New Tattoo
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- NASA denies the Moon Landings were faked
- Bush Publishes List of Terrorists still Uncaught
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- New BT Broadband Advertising is more Honest
- Major University concludes that Junk E-Mail Annoys the Hell out of People
- Sun reader learns how to use Internet. Sun website gains purpose.
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- Leaked Government Document causes Outrage
- 'Iraq' the only the word in New English Dictionary
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