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| News: | British and American Government Reach Consensus on Math vs Maths Debate | October 10th 2013 |
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| News: | Is Apple's WWDC the Star Trek Convention of the 21st Century? | June 3rd 2013 |
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| News: | UKIP to add "No Female or Black Doctor Who" to their manifesto | June 2nd 2013 |
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| News: | Bank of England to Put Margaret Thatcher on the £100 Banknote | April 26th 2013 |
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| News: | NRA Campaigns For All Marathon Runners to Carry Bombs | April 17th 2013 |
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| News: | 97% of British People Believe in Genies | April 4th 2013 |
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| News: | Yahoo Stock Plummets after Marissa Mayer Scores less than 7 on HotOrNot | March 25th 2013 |
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| News: | Android or iPhone? Cellphone wars replace political wars as most divisive social issue | January 8th 2013 |
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| News: | Shooting Innocent People in America now best way to become super famous | January 6th 2013 |
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| News: | Apple rumoured to be developing iRover with much better camera | August 8th 2012 |
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| News: | Video Games Industry Helps Revolutionise Film Industry With "Day One DVD" | March 28th 2012 |
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| News: | Leaked picture shows Apple accessory for iPad users unhappy with new handwarming feature | March 21st 2012 |
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| News: | Apple offers advice on dealing with yellow tinted iPhone screens | October 19th 2011 |
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| News: | What the new iPhone should have been called... | October 6th 2011 |
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| News: | I hate Scarlett Johansson | September 15th 2011 |
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| News: | Final Episode of BBC's "Wonders of the Universe" Show to Feature Most Expensive Visual Metaphors to Date | March 23rd 2011 |
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| News: | NASA Loses $2.6 Million Deposit | March 10th 2011 |
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| News: | Egyptian President quits after Protesters launch Facebook Page | February 2nd 2011 |
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| Editorial: | Why it impossible to block **** on the Internet | December 20th 2010 |
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| News: | Facebook Ends All World Suffering | December 5th 2010 |
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| News: | America Forced Into Witness Protection Program Following Wikileaks Scandal | November 29th 2010 |
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| News: | Conservatives Call for 'I watch porn' Armbands | November 24th 2010 |
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| News: | Ferrari Promise to Check Every Permutation Following Petrov-gate | November 23rd 2010 |
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| News: | Peter the Great to get Putinized? | October 22nd 2010 |
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| News: | Chile Rescues "Property of Bart Simpson" Walkie Talkie from Mine | October 11th 2010 |
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| News: | EU forces Catholic Church to offer "Religion Choice" prior to Baptism | September 17th 2010 |
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| News: | iPhone 4's 'Call-Making App' Suffers from Design Flaw | June 24th 2010 |
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| News: | Lewis Hamilton's 'Giant Balls' Key to his Superior Driving Ability | May 8th 2010 |
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| News: | Concern After Fourteen Year Old Boy Tricks Queen into Appointing Him as British Prime Minister | May 8th 2010 |
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| News: | Nick Clegg Better Recognised Across America Than David Cameron | April 23rd 2010 |
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| News: | Apple Begins Global "War on Erections" Campaign | February 24th 2010 |
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| News: | Jedi Knight Banned from taking Light Sabre into School | February 10th 2010 |
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| News: | Obama Launches Operation to Locate Plot of Lost Season 6 | February 3rd 2010 |
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| News: | Gay Tanks Support Repealing of "Don't Ask Don't Tell" Law | February 2nd 2010 |
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| News: | US General Fired Due To Poor F-35 Performance in Die-Hard | February 2nd 2010 |
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| News: | Toyota CEO Issued With 6,397,345 Speeding Tickets | February 1st 2010 |
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| News: | British Godfather Ran Crime Empire Via Mafia Wars | January 31st 2010 |
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| News: | Microsoft Respond to Apple iPad by Building Giant Xbox | January 28th 2010 |
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| News: | Scandal As Random Perspective Is Beaten To Award By Better Website | January 27th 2010 |
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| News: | Hollywood Releases Guidelines Telling Writers Who They Can Kill | January 27th 2010 |
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| News: | British Students Condemn AQA, Launch Facebook Group Protesting Having To Learn | January 26th 2010 |
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| News: | Steve Jobs Spotted In Venezuela On Eve Of iSlate Launch | January 26th 2010 |
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| News: | Bristol Palin Tells Teens "No To Pre-marital Sex" – Vows To Break Other Taboos For The Good Of America | January 24th 2010 |
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| News: | Krafts Takeover of Cadbury Leads to the Creation of Hundreds of Puns | January 19th 2010 |
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| News: | Amendments to the Ten Commandments Found in Lisbon Treaty | January 18th 2010 |
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| News: | UKIP Set Up "Xenophobes Anonymous" For Former BNP Voters | January 17th 2010 |
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| News: | Obama Considering Deploying Peace-keeping Troops to NBC | January 16th 2010 |
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| News: | Ecclestone Unveils 2010 Edition of "Bernie's Crazy Idea!" | January 15th 2010 |
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| News: | Al-Qaeda Angry that US Media Does a Better Job at Scaring Americans | January 14th 2010 |
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| News: | David Cameron "Wants to be New Doctor Who" | January 13th 2010 |
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| News: | Man Constructs Life-sized Snow Sculpture Of Britain | January 12th 2010 |
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| News: | Fox News: 2008 Elections Perfect Platform To Launch New Anchor | January 11th 2010 |
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| News: | Facebook Helps Remind Man Why He Lost Contact With All His Old Friends | January 10th 2010 |
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| News: | New NASA iPhone App lets you drive the Rovers on Mars | November 10th 2009 |
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| News: | Obama awarded Nobel Prize for Peace, Chemistry, Physics, Time Travel | October 10th 2009 |
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| News: | First Clown Sent Into Space | September 30th 2009 |
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| News: | RyanAir Unveils "Urinate in your seat" Cost-saving Policy | March 1st 2009 |
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| News: | April 2nd Started 1 Day Early | April 1st 2007 |
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| News: | World Laughs as Stupid Pretty Girl Suffers Mental Breakdown | February 27th 2007 |
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| News: | James Cameron Discovers Jesus's Tomb – 'Jesus Park' to Hit Theatres Fall '07 | February 26th 2007 |
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| News: | David Cameron: “Single Mothers are Incompetent... and I'm Gay” | February 16th 2007 |
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| News: | David Cameron "Beat Up 8 Year Old Child" | February 11th 2007 |
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| News: | Britain Flocks to See 17 Year Old Boy's Penis | February 6th 2007 |
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| News: | British Public: Jade Goody Deserves her Millions of Pounds | January 17th 2007 |
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| News: | Demand for Young Working People Grows as UK Life Expectancy Hits Record High | November 21st 2006 |
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| News: | Virgin Trains Passengers Asked to Push Start Broken Down Train | October 31st 2006 |
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| News: | Random Perspective Proves Most Internet Users are Stupid | October 10th 2006 |
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| Editorial: | Why I'm super ticked off with the Lost producers about Season 3 | October 9th 2006 |
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| News: | US Cinemas Refuse to Show Bush Assassination Film Until He is Assassinated | October 8th 2006 |
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| News: | President Bush Pardons Self for War Crimes, Torture, Parking Ticket | September 30th 2006 |
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| News: | Ken Livingstone Pledges ED-209 Robot Army to Combat Pigeons | September 29th 2006 |
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| News: | Plumbers Fear that Expansion of EU may Harm Their Lifestyle | September 26th 2006 |
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| News: | US Government Denies Bin Laden "I am Dead" Videotape is a Fake | September 23rd 2006 |
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| News: | Bush Blames Pakistan Threat on Administrative Error | September 22nd 2006 |
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| News: | NHS Staff Expect Strike to Kill Public Hearts and Minds | September 21st 2006 |
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| News: | Western Tourists Amused by Thailand Coup | September 20th 2006 |
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| News: | John O'Farrell Invents 'British' Wheel | September 18th 2006 |
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| News: | Random Perspective listed 3rd on Al-Qaeda's Priorities List | September 16th 2006 |
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| News: | Animal Welfare Group Condemns Discovery Networks Over Irwin Death Footage | September 8th 2006 |
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| News: | Blair Announces He Will Quit Within One “Blair”-Year | September 7th 2006 |
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| News: | Random Perspective Celebrates First Year Without April 1st Update | April 1st 2006 |
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| SPECIAL | Jack Bauer Shoots Down the Starship Enterprise | March 3rd 2006 |
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| SPECIAL | Jack Bauer to Die in Fox's 24 | February 28th 2006 |
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| News: | Man Killed By No-Smoking Sign | February 20th 2006 |
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| News: | 75% of Americans Believe Everything They Read | February 17th 2006 |
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| News: | Early Sketch Shows That Benjamin Franklin Invented the iPod | February 16th 2006 |
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| News: | Quail Grateful to Harry Whittington for Taking Dick Cheney's Shot | February 16th 2006 |
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| News: | Government Authorizes Forming of No-Smoking Death Squads After Voting for Smoking Ban | February 15th 2006 |
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| News: | Holland Officially More Gullible Than USA | February 11th 2006 |
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| News: | Business Booming for Danish Flag Maker | February 9th 2006 |
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| Article: | The Spiderman Interview | February 1st 2006 |
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| News: | Bush Forgets Punch Line To Oil Joke | February 1st 2006 |
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| News: | Church of Definitive Laws Offended by New Religious Hate Laws | January 31st 2006 |
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| News: | Tom Cruise is Officially Gay | January 25th 2006 |
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| News: | Whale Unhappy About Congestion Charge Fine | January 21st 2006 |
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| News: | Legalised Prostitution – Random Perspective Asks the Important Questions | January 17th 2006 |
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| News: | Kenneth Clarke to Stand in Liberal Democrat Leadership Election | January 8th 2006 |
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| News: | David Cameron Confirms His Intention to Finish Third in Next General Election | December 18th 2005 |
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| News: | George Bush Finally Submits to Torture Ban | December 15th 2005 |
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| News: | White House Sues “The Onion” to Cover up Iran Invasion Plan | October 28th 2005 |
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| News: | Charity Donors Really Annoyed Their Donations Are Going to Americans | September 7th 2005 |
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| News: | Apple Unveil iPod / CD Hybrid | September 7th 2005 |
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| News: | Bush's Scientists Prepare Paper Showing Katrina had Nothing to do with Climate Change | September 6th 2005 |
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| News: | Saddam Hussein to Hire Michael Jackson's Lawyer | May 17th 2005 |
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| News: | Microsoft Promises Xbox 360 Hardware Supports More Sophisticated “Blue Screen of Death” Than Playstation 3 | May 17th 2005 |
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| SPECIAL | Real New Yorkers Concerned that Fictional New York will be Destroyed if Jack Bauer Fails | May 11th 2005 |
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| News: | All Formula 1 Circuits to Feature Chicane Named After Jacques Villeneuve | April 16th 2005 |
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| News: | Random Perspective Finally Updates Website After 6 Weeks Rest | April 1st 2005 |
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| Forum: | A new baby Beckham... | February 20th 2005 |
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| SPECIAL | 37% of Americans Believe Jack Bauer is Real | February 20th 2005 |
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| News: | Ban on Hunting With Dogs Sees Huge Increase in Hunting With Cats | February 17th 2005 |
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| News: | British Public Vote for Charles to Marry Keira Knightley | February 13th 2005 |
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| News: | MPAA Release DivX Proof Movie | February 12th 2005 |
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| News: | Britain to Hold Referendum on Charles/Camilla Marriage | February 10th 2005 |
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| News: | Captain Kirk Fires Scotty for General Crappiness of his Communicator | February 6th 2005 |
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| News: | ITV to Make “Who Wants to be a Political Assassin” Following Result of “Vote for Me” | January 25th 2005 |
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| Editorial: | Dickson, Dickson, DICKSON! I want to first for Dickson! | January 24th 2005 |
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| News: | Marlboro Cancels ‘Kiddarettes’ Programme | January 12th 2005 |
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| News: | How to Avoid Being Fooled by a News Satire Story | January 11th 2005 |
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| News: | Availability of Brad Pitt Hits Share Prices of Jack Rabbit | January 9th 2005 |
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| News: | BBC to Screen Edition of Horizon Proving Mary was not a Virgin | January 9th 2005 |
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| News: | Australia Currently Leading the Tsunami Relief Competition | January 8th 2005 |
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| News: | View the Best, the Funniest and the Sickest Tsunami Jokes Here Today… | January 8th 2005 |
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| News: | Christian Protesters Blame Tsunami on the BBC’s Decision to Broadcast Jerry Springer Opera | January 8th 2005 |
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| News: | Mark Baese Revealed to be Heir of Gullibavaria Island | January 6th 2005 |
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| News: | Tragedy as Thousands of Western Tourists are Stranded in Asia | December 26th 2004 |
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| News: | Michael Jackson Gives His DNA to Authorities; Now Officially Classed as a Mannequin | December 6th 2004 |
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| News: | British Government Plans to Block Tobacco Websites | December 6th 2004 |
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| News: | Computer Users More Likely to go Blind | November 16th 2004 |
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| News: | European Space Probe Arrives in Cheese Shop | November 16th 2004 |
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| News: | Discovery of ‘God Gene’ Increases Pressure on Scientists to Refine Genetic Engineering | November 16th 2004 |
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| News: | Bush Blames Increase in Multiheaded Animals on Gay Marriages | November 15th 2004 |
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| News: | John Kerry to Replace Colin Powell, beating Condoleezza Rice, as Secretary of State | November 15th 2004 |
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| News: | European Intelligence Services Claim werenotsorry.com Website is Funded by Al-Qaeda | November 15th 2004 |
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| News: | Michael Howard Sacked as Tory Leader After Denying He is a Vampire | November 14th 2004 |
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| News: | Bush and Blair Lock in Passionate Embrace During Press Conference | November 13th 2004 |
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| News: | John Kerry Elected President of San Andreas | November 12th 2004 |
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| News: | Broken Telephone Forces Blair to Fly to White House | November 12th 2004 |
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| News: | Budweiser Admits They Have Added Ecstasy – Not Caffeine – to “B-to-the-E” | October 6th 2004 |
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| News: | Headteacher Shocked as Ask Jeeves Throws Up Porn | October 6th 2004 |
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| News: | Democrats Call for Bush to be Banned From Presidential Election | October 6th 2004 |
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| News: | Woolworth’s Early Christmas Celebrations Spawns the “Anti Christmas Suicide Squad.” | October 5th 2004 |
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| News: | Conservatives Vow To Finish Third In Next General Election | October 4th 2004 |
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| News: | Labour Announces Plans to Turn Silverstone Into a Housing Estate | September 30th 2004 |
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| News: | Church of England to Open McDonald’s Restaurants to Attract Back Worshippers | September 26th 2004 |
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| News: | Osama Bin Laden Severely Criticised By Fellow Al-Qaeda Members | September 17th 2004 |
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| News: | Sun Claim Reporter has been Working Undercover in House of Commons as Prime Minister | September 15th 2004 |
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| News: | United Nations to Outlaw Vegetarianism in New Environmental Guidelines | September 11th 2004 |
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| News: | Beckhams’ Third Child to be Named Durex | August 29th 2004 |
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| News: | Paula Radcliffe Secures Multi Million Nicorette Sponsorship Deal | August 26th 2004 |
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| News: | Tony Blair to Stand Down as Prime Minister; Tony Blair 2.0 to Take Over | July 12th 2004 |
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| Submission: | Shocking News! | July 11th 2004 |
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| Editorial: | London’s Formula 1 Regent’s Street Display Poor Advertisement for the Olympics | July 11th 2004 |
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| IMAGELIST | Images from Regent's Street Formula 1 parade 06/07/2004 | July 6th 2003 |
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| News: | Americans Annoyed as 4th of July Becomes Just Another British Bank Holiday | July 4th 2004 |
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| News: | USA Recaptured by British Whilst Americans Busy With 4th of July Celebrations | July 4th 2004 |
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| News: | Liberals Would Rather Saddam Hussein Receive Death Penalty Through a Fair Trial | July 1st 2004 |
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| Submission: | Public Smoking Ban Will Hit Buddhists Hard | July 1st 2004 |
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| Submission: | Schoolgirl Sues Jack for £10M | June 30th 2004 |
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| News: | Scientists Discover All Vauxhall Corsa Driver’s Share Female DNA | June 30th 2004 |
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| Submission: | Bush And Blair to Invade Isle of Man | June 22nd 2004 |
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| News: | Renault Make Car That Rejects English Flags | June 19th 2004 |
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| News: | Bush Cancels Invasion of Canada | June 17th 2004 |
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| News: | Local Artist Moves Birmingham 1 inch to the Left | June 15th 2004 |
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| Submission: | Postal Votes And The Oppression Of Females | June 14th 2004 |
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| News: | Football Pundits Complain Televised Dramatisation Not Accurate As France Beat England | June 13th 2004 |
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| News: | NASA Boss Orders Scientists To Develop Robots To Run NASA | June 6th 2004 |
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| News: | Norton Antivirus Rebranded As Lord Voldemort To Fight Harry Potter Virus | June 4th 2004 |
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| News: | Chinese Authorities Demand Britney Spears Covers Up - Misses The Point Of Britney's Concerts | June 2nd 2004 |
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| News: | Michael Schumacher Wins Canadian Grand Prix | May 30th 2004 |
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| News: | FBI Arrest Brad Pitt For Creating Trojan Horse | May 28th 2004 |
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| News: | Playstation Console Wins “Parent of the Year” Award | May 28th 2004 |
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| News: | Bush Plans To Demolish International Embarrassment With Abu Ghraib Prison | May 27th 2004 |
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| News: | George Bush To Hire Stunt Double Following Bicycle Accident | May 23rd 2004 |
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| News: | Permanent Marker Industry Predicts Big Boom Follow David Beckham’s Tattoo | May 22nd 2004 |
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| Submission: | British Prime Minister Gets Flour Delivered By Condom. | May 21st 2003 |
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| News: | Flour-Filled Condom Attack “The New September 11th” Declares Press | May 20th 2004 |
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| News: | MPs Successfully Infect City of London With Purple Flour | May 19th 2004 |
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| News: | Public Unaware That Paintball Session Scheduled In House of Commons Was Cancelled | May 19th 2004 |
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| News: | Bush To Make Film To Oust Michael Moore From Hollywood | May 18th 2004 |
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| News: | Mass Panic As BBC Blow Up Canary Wharf In Simulated Terrorist Attack | May 18th 2004 |
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| News: | World Shocked As Pope Remains Undead | May 18th 2004 |
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| News: | Random Perspective Duped By Serial Hoax Artists | May 17th 2004 |
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| News: | Bush Considers Regime Change Plans For Massachusetts | May 17th 2004 |
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| News: | X-Prize Contender SpaceShipOne Grounded As Al-Qaeda Threaten To Blow Up Moon | May 15th 2004 |
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| News: | Apple To Sue Chris Martin And Gwyneth Paltrow Over Choice Of Baby’s Name | May 15th 2004 |
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| News: | Lord Hutton Disappointed Inquiry Not Needed To Sack Piers Morgan | May 13th 2004 |
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| News: | Public Opinion Of Bush Administration Saved By The Beheading Of Nicholas Berg | May 13th 2004 |
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| News: | Virtual Paedophile Stock Market Predicted To Be Huge Success | May 10th 2004 |
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| Editorial: | Changes to F1 Regulations: One Random Perspective on how Formula 1 should be. | May 8th 2004 |
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| News: | Captain Scarlet To Become New MI6 Chief | May 6th 2004 |
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| News: | Bush Confused By Dictionary – calls Iraq Pictures ‘Abhorrent’ | May 5th 2004 |
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| News: | Daily Mirror Editor Pier Morgan Burns Union Jack! Exclusive Photos… | May 3rd 2004 |
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| News: | Scientists Develop Solution For Britain’s Poor Dental Hygiene | May 3rd 2004 |
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| News: | David Beckham News Attracts A Lot Of Hits | May 2nd 2004 |
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| News: | Increasing Number of Pet Owners Putting Themselves In Danger | May 1st 2004 |
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| News: | Bush’s Private Performance Was First Class Says September 11th Commission | April 30th 2004 |
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| Editorial: | Why Can’t I Be More Like Mark Baese? | April 29th 2004 |
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| News: | People Allowed To Clone Babies So Long As They Keep Them As Pets | April 28th 2004 |
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| News: | Formula 1: Coulthard Asks If He Can Leave Caravan Behind At Next Grand Prix | April 25th 2004 |
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| News: | US Troops Urges Britain To Move To Baghdad | April 23rd 2004 |
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| News: | David Beckham Affair Sparks Increase In Cheating Teenage Boyfriends | April 19th 2004 |
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| News: | Victoria Beckham Disappointed That Nobody Claims To Have Had Affair With Her | April 18th 2004 |
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| News: | Modern Era Of Air Dominance Jet Fighter To Level Playing Field | April 14th 2004 |
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| News: | British Team Intends To Win X Prize | April 8th 2004 |
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| News: | Government Promises Postal Internet Scheme For Rural Areas | April 7th 2004 |
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| News: | EU Demands Microsoft Makes Media Player More Like Paint | April 5th 2004 |
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| News: | BREAKING NEWS: Random Perspective Editor Admits To Plagiarism | April 1st 2004 |
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| News: | Blair: “Weapons of Mass Destruction Claims Were an April Fools Joke” | April 1st 2004 |
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| Editorial: | I Don’t Need To See “The Passion” To Know It’s Rubbish | March 29th 2004 |
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| News: | Superpowers Intended For Britain’s FBI Styled Police Force | March 29th 2004 |
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| News: | Astronomers Declassify Pluto In Effort To Feel Less Stupid | March 16th 2004 |
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| News: | Blair Vows To Fight Dennis The Menace | March 14th 2004 |
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| News: | World’s Media Disappointed No Major Landmarks Were Destroyed In Madrid Attacks | March 12th 2004 |
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| News: | Discovery Of Three Headed Frog Increases Demand For 3 Headed Pets | March 7th 2004 |
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| News: | Patrick Stewart Slams Hollywood Violence | March 6th 2004 |
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| News: | Kerry Demands Handicap To Help Fight Fair Election | March 5th 2004 |
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| News: | First French Troops Surrender In Haiti | March 1st 2004 |
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| News: | Keeping Secrets No Longer Necessary In British Secret Service | February 25th 2004 |
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| News: | Red Cross Determines That Captured Saddam Hussein Is A Mannequin | February 22nd 2004 |
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| News: | Webmaster Annoyed Major News Story Didn’t Happen In Time For 200th Article | February 22nd 2004 |
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| News: | Arnold Schwarzenegger To Blast Deadly Gay Unions With Rail Gun | February 21st 2004 |
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| News: | New FBI Anti Piracy Logo Scuppers Pirates | February 20th 2004 |
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| News: | Bubonic Plague Vaccine Developed Too Late For Black Death | February 19th 2004 |
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| News: | Inhabitants of RX J1242-11 Galaxy Devastated By Earth Astronomers’ Reaction | February 19th 2004 |
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| News: | The Darkness Follow the Trend and Slam Radiohead | February 18th 2004 |
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| News: | Europe’s Future Safe In The Hands of Britain, France And Germany | February 18th 2004 |
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| News: | British Government To Supply Arms To Red Squirrels | February 18th 2004 |
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| News: | Disney To Revert Back To Stick Men For Next Movie | February 18th 2004 |
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| News: | NASA Would Save Hubble If It Was A Giant Orbiting Space Cannon | February 18th 2004 |
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| News: | Tescos Employee Disappointed Not To Reach Company Valentine’s Day Standards | February 12th 2004 |
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| News: | Experts Predict Virginity Auctions to be the Next Big Boom | February 11th 2004 |
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| News: | NASA Insists That Hubble Must Meet Fiery End | February 10th 2004 |
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| News: | Bush Urges Europeans To Share The Death Toll | February 8th 2004 |
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| News: | Mydoom Hot Favourite to Win “Best Virus” Oscar | February 4th 2004 |
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| News: | Mydoom Virus Creator Tracked Down On Mars | February 1st 2004 |
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| News: | BBC To Form Own Political Party For Next General Election | January 31st 2004 |
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| Editorial: | Labour’s Britain Is Working Us Harder Than Ever | January 27th 2004 |
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| News: | Labour Claims Hutton Report is a “Boring Read” | January 27th 2004 |
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| News: | Team of Experts Take Boring Landscape Picture With World’s Most Expensive Digital Camera | January 15th 2004 |
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| News: | Cellular Phones “Appear to be Safe” According to British Scientists | January 14th 2004 |
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| News: | British Demand to Know Who Howard Dean Is | January 14th 2004 |
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| News: | Mars Rover Looking Forward To Welcome Home Party | January 13th 2004 |
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| News: | Random Perspective Doing Too Many ‘Kilroy’ Articles | January 13th 2004 |
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| News: | Computer Games Players Struggle at ‘Real Life’ | January 13th 2004 |
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| News: | Blue Peter Presenters to Swear As Watershed Threatens Freedom of Speech | January 12th 2004 |
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| News: | US Apologises For Accidentally Dropping 2,500 Practice-Bombs on Iraq | January 12th 2004 |
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| News: | Beckham: “Car Sex Was So-So” | January 11th 2004 |
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| News: | Arabs Prove Kilroy Wrong | January 11th 2004 |
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| News: | US To Send Planes To Alternative Destinations | January 10th 2004 |
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| News: | “I smoke 40 a day” George Bush Tells Koreans | January 10th 2004 |
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| News: | Saddam Hussein to replace Kilroy? | January 9th 2004 |
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| News: | George Bush to Build Bridge to the Moon | January 9th 2004 |
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| News: | End of Iraq Conflict Leaked Early on Internet | January 8th 2004 |
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| News: | NASA Probe Discovers Evidence of Beagle Lander on Mars | January 4th 2004 |
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| News: | Princess Anne’s Dog Reveals Tormented Past To Canine Psychologist | January 4th 2004 |
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| News: | Random Perspective Editor Invents Time Machine and Travels 2 months Into The Future | January 4th 2004 |
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| News: | Secrets Exposed At Buckingham Palace As Bush Wets Royal Bed | November 21st 2003 |
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| News: | Labour to Arrest Large Portion of Conservative Voters | November 4th 2003 |
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| News: | New Guidelines For Protecting Your Computer Against Viruses and Hackers | October 19th 2003 |
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| News: | Chirac Desperate, Calls British “Friends” | October 17th 2003 |
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| News: | Iain Duncan Smith Admits Gun Crime Will Rise Under His Vision | October 16th 2003 |
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| News: | Virgin Rail To Send Trains Via Road | October 13th 2003 |
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| News: | British Sugar Despatch Covert Team To Clear Out Tescos | October 10th 2003 |
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| News: | Tories to Replace Iain Duncan Smith with a Dalek | October 9th 2003 |
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| News: | Tories Forced to Recycle Old Slogan as More Relevant Suggestions are Useless | October 8th 2003 |
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| News: | Scientists Declare World’s Oldest Big Mac “Inedible” | October 5th 2003 |
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| News: | US Angry That Israel Attacked Syria First | October 5th 2003 |
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| News: | United States: “France Sold Iraq Almost As Many Weapons As We Did” | October 5th 2003 |
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| News: | US Determines that Saddam Hussein was ‘Bluffing’ about Weapons of Mass Destruction | October 2nd 2003 |
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| News: | Entire Budget for Final “Lord of the Rings” Film Blown on Sam/Frodo Kiss | October 2nd 2003 |
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| News: | Nokia To Release World's Smallest Cell Phone | October 1st 2003 |
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| News: | World’s Oldest Man May Be Lying | September 24th 2003 |
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| News: | Dead Man Told that He'll Never Fly a Plane, Play a Piano or Have Sex Again. | September 25th 2003 |
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| News: | International Human Rights Laws Prevent Planned Asylum Seeker Selling Policy | September 25th 2003 |
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| News: | Voters are Unsatisfied with Tony Blair’s Performance | September 24th 2003 |
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| News: | Buyer Complains that 1.44Mb Hard Disc Drive Purchased on E-Bay is just Floppy Disc Drive with a Disc jammed In It | September 24th 2003 |
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| News: | Website Updates With Pointless Update To Avoid Complaints From Visitors | September 24th 2003 |
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| News: | World Unimpressed with Bill Gates’ Puny $168m Donation | September 23rd 2003 |
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| News: | NASA’s Safety Record in Tatters as Second Spacecraft Plunges to a Fiery End | September 21st 2003 |
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| News: | Mankind to Exhaust Creative Thinking by 2005 | September 21st 2003 |
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| News: | UK Government Makes It Illegal to Receive Junk Mail, 100% of Internet Users to be arrested. | September 20th 2003 |
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| News: | Man Frustrated At His Inability to Complete Solitaire | September 20th 2003 |
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| News: | Saddam Hussein to Follow Popular Audiotapes with Full Album | September 20th 2003 |
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| News: | Non Pornographic Site Listed On Search Engine for Pornographic Search Query | September 19th 2003 |
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| Editorial: | Video Gaming Is Not Bad for You | September 17th 2003 |
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| News: | Latest Police Figures Show Tramp Bashing Up by 100% | September 16th 2003 |
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| News: | Amazon.com Shoplifter Caught | September 15th 2003 |
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| News: | Starving Child in Africa Volunteers to Trade Places with David Blaine | September 9th 2003 |
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| News: | Meteor to Hit Earth – House Insurance Costs to Rise | September 7th 2003 |
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| News: | Microsoft to Send Patches Via E-Mail | September 5th 2003 |
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| News: | Virtual Cloning a Reality | August 27th 2003 |
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| News: | Mars Close to Earth – Visits Tesco | August 26th 2003 |
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| News: | Microsoft Claims To Have Thwarted Internet Worm | August 16th 2003 |
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| News: | 2003 A-Levels Produce Record Number of Ungrateful Students | August 15th 2003 |
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| News: | AOL to remove “AOL” from Name | August 12th 2003 |
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| News: | God’s Lightning Bolt Machine Breaks Down – Unable to Electrocute Gene Robinson | August 7th 2003 |
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| News: | Iraq Rotating Presidency System Will Be Alphabetically Ordered; ANtony Charles Linton Blair to Go First | July 30th 2003 |
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| News: | US Bury the Bodies of Saddam’s Sons; Soldier Who Shot Them Hangs Their Heads on his Wall. | July 30th 2003 |
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| News: | US Received Intelligence That Saddam Has Recently Quit Major British (Terrorist) Organisation. | July 28th 2003 |
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| News: | Mad Russian Teaches Cats to Juggle and Unicycle Through Flaming Hoops; Western Scientists Declare it Impossible to get Supercomputer to Play Tetris. | July 28th 2003 |
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| News: | Republicans Push for New “No Back Entry” Law to apply to Houses and Other Buildings | July 26th 2003 |
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| News: | Britney Spears Naked – PICTURES ON THIS SITE!! | July 23rd 2003 |
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| News: | Government Attempted to Hide Evidence They Lied in John Prescott | July 23rd 2003 |
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| News: | Chat Room Users Disgusted to find their Cyber Lovers are Cheating on Them | July 21st 2003 |
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| News: | Teachers Deny They Teach for the Presents as “Gifts for your Tutor” Magazine is Launched | July 20th 2003 |
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| News: | New White House Email system confirms 100% Support for Bush | July 19th 2003 |
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| News: | BBC Ordered to Stop Referring to itself in Third Person | July 19th 2003 |
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| News: | FAQ: SatireSearch and Humorfeed | February 20th 2002 |
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| News: | Random Perspective develops KICK BOTTOM Generator of for Satire | July 14th 2003 |
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| News: | Congress demands for the Aircraft Carrier, USS Great Briton, to be recalled from the Middle East | July 13th 2003 |
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| News: | Britney Spears is NOT a Virgin; Men Worldwide Are Now Puzzled Why She Turned Them Down. | July 9th 2003 |
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| Editorial: | You City Types have No Idea How Easy it is for you to get Sex | July 1st 2003 |
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| News: | Marlboro Submits Alternative Design For Replacement World Trade Center | June 28th 2003 |
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| News: | More Men Masturbate Using Junk Emails Than Porn Sites | June 26th 2003 |
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| News: | Saddam Hussein Asked to Leave Windsor Castle and to Take Those Weapons of Mass Destruction with Him. | June 25th 2003 |
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| News: | Changes to Wimbledom Cause Lleyton Hewitt to be Knocked Out After Falling into the Pit of Doom | June 24th 2003 |
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| News: | Internet Community Pleads With Bush to Initiate World War 3 | June 23rd 2003 |
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| News: | Playboy Hailed As Great Literary Art | June 21st 2003 |
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| Forum: | We're all entitled to our own opinions. What's the most ridiculous opinion you have? | June 21st 2002 |
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| News: | All Great Satire Articles are Stolen | June 21st 2003 |
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| News: | Real Madrid to move to Beckingham Palace | June 19th 2003 |
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| News: | Security for New Harry Potter Books Greater than Security at Nuclear Missile Silos | June 18th 2003 |
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| News: | Local Businesses are Glad at Thieving Local Kids’ Pocket Money | June 18th 2003 |
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| News: | Prince William To Appear in Max Power | June 17th 2003 |
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| News: | Random Perspective Writes Crappy ‘Clip Show’ 100th News Article | June 14th 2003 |
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| News: | David Beckham to be Shot | June 14th 2003 |
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| News: | Sex.com To Become High Brow Arts Website | June 13th 2003 |
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| News: | Scientists Unable to Determine Whether Friday 13th Is Actually Unlucky | June 13th 2003 |
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| News: | Random Perspective Demands “Replace That Fascist Union Flag Now” | June 11th 2003 |
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| News: | Ariel Sharon Suffers Triple Heart-attack, Falls Backwards Off of Chair and Questions Whether this is Reality | June 10th 2003 |
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| News: | Easyjet flights to Iraq cancelled as ‘Blair Force One’ gets the go ahead | June 10th 2003 |
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| News: | US Government Blames Fund Raising for World Water Problems | June 7th 2003 |
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| News: | Strong Evidence of Life on Mars as Sojourner Probe is Clamped | June 7th 2003 |
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| News: | Nuke-Carrying Iraqi Supersonic Stealth Bomber turns out to be a Model | June 4th 2003 |
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| News: | Returned Statue of Tony Blair not the One Stolen from Iraq | June 4th 2003 |
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| News: | Underfunded Government Department Fails to Spend £400million | June 3rd 2003 |
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| News: | Bush Attends Political Meetings in his “Virtual Suit” | June 2nd 2003 |
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| Editorial: | How Come the Internet Knows About My Sexual Inadequacies? | June 1st 2003 |
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| News: | Bush Attends Political Meetings in his “Virtual Suit” | June 2nd 2003 |
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| News: | Deep Hole Outside White House is not a Nuclear Bunker | May 29th 2003 |
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| Article: | A Writers Guide for Internet Satire | May 28th 2003 |
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| News: | Rumsfeld fails to find Weapons of Mass Destruction, Blair sent in | May 28th 2003 |
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| News: | Hail to the Thief: Random Perspective Review | May 27th 2003 |
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| News: | Judge Jokingly Accuses Woman of Being a Terrorist | May 24th 2003 |
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| News: | Concrete Blocks Around Houses of Parliament are there to Protect Ordinary Londoners | May 23rd 2003 |
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| News: | Student Complains that Quidditch is not on School’s Curriculum | May 22nd 2003 |
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| News: | Euro Referendum to be replaced by a Toss of a Coin | May 22nd 2003 |
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| News: | Dumped Boyfriend Rubbishes Claims that Guys are Less Committed to Relationships | May 22nd 2003 |
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| News: | South Africa: Major Historical Figure meets Some Old Man | May 21st 2003 |
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| News: | NASA Announces Flights Over Mars – Easyjet Offers Better Deal | May 21st 2003 |
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| News: | Microsoft Admits Possible Passport Security Vulnerability as Hotmail becomes “Bill Gates’s Bestial Orgy Sludge Fest” | May 19th 2003 |
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| News: | Historians Discover that Cavemen Invented Satire | May 14th 2003 |
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| News: | Tories Plan ‘Fair Deal’ for Britain | May 14th 2003 |
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| Article: | Random Perspective Revision Guide | May 13th 2003 |
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| News: | Tory Backbenchers: “IDS too unpopular to be ‘Worst Briton’” | May 11th 2003 |
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| News: | Tory Gains Explained as Labour Postal Votes get Mailed to Random Perspective HQ | May 11th 2003 |
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| News: | Bush Gets Lost on Middle East Roadmap and Demands Wal-Mart Disarms | May 11th 2003 |
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| News: | Alien Scientists Declare: “Anglers Can’t Feel Pain” | May 10th 2003 |
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| News: | Chess Champion Ignores Iain Duncan-Smith | May 9th 2003 |
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| News: | Sex Banned in School Prospectus | May 8th 2003 |
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| News: | Beckhams Buy France | May 8th 2003 |
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| News: | Bill Clinton Offers to Search for Saddam Hussein on Cyber Sex Chat rooms | May 7th 2003 |
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| News: | Labour Considers Axing The Conservative Party | May 6th 2003 |
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| News: | Iraqi Information Minister Joins Random Perspective | May 4th 2003 |
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| News: | Michael Douglass and Catherine Zeta Jones to Stop Working | May 2nd 2003 |
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| News: | Bush Orders Interrogation of Space Shuttle Survivors | May 2nd 2003 |
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| News: | Saeed al-Sahhaf Steals Car, Burns American Flags and Graffiti’s US Tanks but doesn’t get arrested | May 1st 2003 |
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| Editorial: | Why Do Old People Think Their Opinion Is Always Right? | May 1st 2003 |
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| News: | Saddam Hussein Misses UK Gun Amnesty | April 30th 2003 |
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| News: | Random Perspective Forum to Replace United Nations | April 30th 2003 |
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| News: | Weather Forecast for 1st May - 7th May 2003 | April 30th 2003 |
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| Forum: | HOW COME THE UNITED KINGDOM GETS ITS OWN SECSHUN??? | April 30th 2002 |
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| News: | Bush Promises to Veto any French/Chinese Resolution on SARS | April 29th 2003 |
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| News: | Britain Worsens Iraqi Humanitarian Crisis | April 29th 2003 |
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| Forum: | Who is the leader of the Conservative Party? | April 27th 2002 |
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| Forum: | Is Syria Next? | April 27th 2002 |
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| News: | Daily Telegraph discovers that Saddam Hussein read the Daily Mirror | April 27th 2003 |
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| Forum: | Is David Beckham moving to Real Madrid? | April 27th 2002 |
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| Forum: | WERE IS SADDAM????!!! | April 27th 2002 |
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| News: | New Sex Play Requires Complete Attention of Scotland Yard | April 25th 2003 |
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| News: | Galloway prevented Saddam Hussein from obtaining Weapons of Mass Destruction | April 23rd 2003 |
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| News: | Conflict in Iraq finishes just in time for the Snooker | April 19th 2003 |
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| News: | US Army Release Iraq-themed Playing Cards – Regime Based Monopoly to follow soon… | April 12th 2003 |
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| News: | Britain to sue US Government | April 12th 2003 |
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| News: | Only 3 Iraqis see Blair/Bush Broadcast | April 11th 2003 |
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| News: | Iraqi Information Minister to Host “Have I Got News For You” | April 9th 2003 |
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| News: | Amateur Movie Maker Plans Sequel | April 3rd 2003 |
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| News: | Iraqi Bullet Shot Across Border May Contain Chemical or Biological Agents | April 2nd 2003 |
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| News: | Spider: “My Image was used without my permission” | April 1st 2003 |
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| Editorial: | New Website Layout | April 1st 2003 |
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| News: | For Sale | April 1st 2003 |
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| News: | For Sale | April 1st 2003 |
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| News: | Doadload-A-.... | April 1st 2003 |
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| News: | Need a lover? | April 1st 2003 |
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| News: | Need a life? | April 1st 2003 |
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| News: | Lonely on MSN? | April 1st 2003 |
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| News: | Peace Protest | April 1st 2003 |
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| News: | Tony Blair Fires Clare Short... At Iraq | March 12th 2003 |
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| News: | Osama Bin Laden Streaks through Washington DC | March 10th 2003 |
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| News: | Bush Reasons Cut in Education Budget | March 10th 2003 |
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| Flash: | Chucky Egg | March 7th 2003 |
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| News: | Bush beat Hans Blix at ‘Hide and Seek’ | March 6th 2003 |
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| News: | American Arrested for Wearing a T-Shirt | March 6th 2003 |
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| News: | War with Iraq could destroy Ancient Artefacts | March 6th 2003 |
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| News: | Overwhelming Public Support for War | March 6th 2003 |
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| News: | Bush and Blair Slip Laxative into French Representative’s Drink | March 5th 2003 |
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| News: | Bush can Name All Enemy Nations – but can he spell them? | March 5th 2003 |
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| News: | Jedi Knights' Plan Backfires | March 4th 2003 |
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| News: | Captain Kirk’s Ancestor Not Born | March 3rd 2003 |
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| News: | Iraq Surrounds the Rest of the World | March 2nd 2003 |
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| News: | West Attempts to convince Saddam to convert to Democracy | March 1st 2003 |
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| News: | Bush Outlines his plans for Iraq | February 27th 2003 |
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| News: | USA Successfully Develops and Tests Time Machine | February 27th 2003 |
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| News: | GCSE Pass Rate Up, Teenage Pregnancy Rate Down | February 23rd 2003 |
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| News: | President Bush Finishes Painting Fence Red | February 20th 2003 |
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| News: | EXCLUSIVE: “Websites are Unreliable” | February 19th 2003 |
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| News: | Ferrari Deny Schumacher Bias | February 12th 2003 |
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| News: | British Gas Adverts responsible for most Suicides | February 10th 2003 |
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| News: | Outrage At ITV’s 2002 Formula One coverage | February 10th 2003 |
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| News: | Shock Horror: Speed Cameras Catch Speeding Drivers | February 10th 2003 |
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| News: | Replacement Entrance Exam for Cambridge University | February 7th 2003 |
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| News: | The Most Important Piece of News Ever | February 7th 2003 |
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| News: | Blair Claims All Out War with Iraq will help deal with Asylum Seekers | February 4th 2003 |
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| News: | Tabloids Split over Snowy Weather | February 3rd 2003 |
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| News: | Iain Duncan-Smith shows off New Tattoo | January 29th 2003 |
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| News: | Brazil beats Team of Super Computers at Football | January 29th 2003 |
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| News: | NASA denies the Moon Landings were faked | January 28th 2003 |
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| News: | Bush Publishes List of Terrorists still Uncaught | January 28th 2003 |
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| News: | Evil Website Hacker given a Justified Life Sentence | January 28th 2003 |
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| News: | New BT Broadband Advertising is more Honest | January 27th 2003 |
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| News: | Major University concludes that Junk E-Mail Annoys the Hell out of People | January 27th 2003 |
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| News: | Sun reader learns how to use Internet. Sun website gains purpose. | January 26th 2003 |
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| News: | New Radiohead Album Debuts at Number 1 | January 22nd 2003 |
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| News: | Leaked Government Document causes Outrage | January 21st 2003 |
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| News: | 'Iraq' the only the word in New English Dictionary | January 21st 2003 |
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| Article: | Off to Mars | January 20th 2003 |
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| News: | LOTR fans annoyed at changes to the Final Film’s finale | January 19th 2003 |
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| News: | Sportman Faces Disciplinary Charges | January 18th 2003 |
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| News: | Happy new January 6th! | January 6th 2003 |
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| News: | Billions of Children are without Presents | December 25th 2002 |
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| News: | Scientists Ponder Monkey Test | December 25th 2002 |
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| Flash: | Have I Got News For You | November 26th 2002 |
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| Flash: | George Bush's Desktop | November 26th 2002 |
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| Article: | Microsoft Personality | November 25th 2002 |
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